Renton

I know. Only ever lurked. The banter between our lot and the mackems was tremendous, and weirdly respectful.

Skunkers. One of the weirdest places on the Internet. Edit: either gone now are or migrated to the dark web I see.

This long winning, or not losing, streak has broken me. I'm so jealous it hurts.

This is funny because its true. There's even loads of abuse directed to Defoe since his last abortive signing. They'll always have Bally though, good old Bally.

Jesus, I had forgotten about full time childcare, its absolutely crippling. I still have topay for some wrap around care, but almost beyond that stage now thankfully.

You can get a bag of Sainsbury's imperfect peppers for less than a quid which lasts for two weeks in my experience. But aye, I used to never have to really check grocery costs but we must be spending over £600 a month on food now so have to watch it, Sounds ridiculous and I can hardly believe it but there you are. But then my mortgage is now nearly 4 times that, which is even insaner. And I've no idea what I owe on energy and neither do EDF apparently, the useless cunts. They're being reported now to the regulator after not receiving a proper bill for 18 months (although DD has gone up loads). We're also due an energy price rise in April once the cap is lowered. Couple this with people moving out of fixed mortgages, and It's really puzzling to me how anybody can be optimistic about the near future at least.

Hey lads, I was kinda making a general point on the economy here and te cost of living. Since then I've (with much appreciation) received advice on my diet, the acceptability of eating canned products in English tapas, Sainsbury's loyalty points and credit cards, and now internet grocery shopping. Enough!

Cheers, no I haven't but sounds a bit to good to be true that? This is definitely 500 quid and not 500 points? Will look into it Mr Lewis. 👍

Whey fuck you and your la di dah establishment then. Btw, before ewerk's snobbery displaces my grocery rant, beans alone in local coop, now 1.20 a tin. I reckon that's tripled from pre Brexit/pandemic prices. It's strange though, like butter has gone up loads, but not cheese. And red meat seems relatively inexpensive too. Literally now cheaper to eat steak than tinned beans.

How very dare you. Heinz beans and sausages on toast with a bit of grated mature cheddar on top, is the food of Gods. Unaffordable now, except as a special treat @The Fish's English tapas restaurant,.

Ahh, a gentleman of a certain age.

And just as I wrote that, the postie has dropped a letter from HSBC to add to the other 9 letters that my mortgage has gone up again. Now paying about £400 more than I was this time last year, and half my fucking mortgage is permanently fixed! Some people are in for a hell of a shock when their fixed rates end. And while I'm on it, remember the days when a tin of beans and sausages (kids like them, so do I if I'm honest) cost about 70 pence? Like, 2 years ago? Now.....

Next time you hear Jeremy Cunt banging on about how "resilient" the UK economy is, as he was this morning, bear this in mind.

Just seen this and thought of the hilarity of @Monkeys Fist using these coasters to put his mug on. Death from innuendo.

Well so are Fulham fans but they've managed a dozen pages of fewm on them (not counting the Mitrovic threads etc). And if youpoint this out....

Weyaz red an white marra. MLF! FTM!

Honestly man, this Robson Green thread is a fascinating insight into the mackem psyche. Apparently he visited Pensher monument and didn't mention Sunderland, ONCE! Mealnie Hill complicit.

Btw, I have to ask you as the lowest of the low, a County Durham Mag, do you fake your accent when you visit Newcastle or on match days? The mackems have this bizarre obsession with you lot faking you accents. I find the concept that someone could conciously fake an accent and keep it up persistently somewhat bizarre, but there you go. Do you practice in front of the mirror? Or should I say mirrow marra.

They're mental. They're working themselves up into a lather about Robson Green now, who's presenting a light hearted TV series promoting the NE of England. I saw the one where he went paddle boarding with Sir Les in Beadnell which was quite funny. Anyway, of course there is the usual scrutiny as to whether he's adequately covered Weirdside or not, what with him being part og the Magedia. But for a lot of them it's just pure visceral hate. Here's a case study of how it happens. Mackem 1 makes something up about him, mackem 2 takes it as gospel truth and before you know know it is established Mackem folk lore. Absolutely bizarre stuff.

So that's the thickest cuntish massive fucking cunts in the country then? Gotcha.

58% of people in Mid Bedfordshire voted for Nadine fucking Dorries last election. Are people from Luton the thickest cunts in the country or just massive fucking cunts?

And we're yet again approaching peak mackem with this behaviour.

For crisps, just make sure you eat salt and vinegar (or cheese and onion if you've got any 20 year old packets). Cheese slice wrappers are transparent normally so no problem there either marra.

Here's a classic bit of #mackemlogic. Litter is a problem. Rather than jst not dropping it, disguise it! Brilliant!

You could consider somewhere on the fringes in North or West London maybe? It would sort out your parking. I've got one on standby at Uxbridge which is directly on the metropolitan line from Wembley I think. I expect there is fuck all to do there like and isn't that Johnson's constituency too? Anyway, probably not needed now.