Renton

My throughput has increased quite a bit recently. Might need a new hobby.

Somewhere isolated near a wood or forest not frequented by dog walkers, with nice soft peaty earth that's easy to cut through, amirite?

HMHM's next job Interview. "So Mr HMHM, what do you think you can bring to the brain surgery department here at the Freeman?" "Well aye, likesay, hands on table ken? Those qualifications a pit on about neuroscience, that was a bit ay bullshit likesay. But a have goat a certificate in first aid like. A was only trying to get ma foot in the door like, show some initiative. So a tek it ave goat the job and the poppy? Barry!"

Just as HMHM was planning to break into the World of comedy sketch writing, along comes GPT4. He's now having to dress up as a roman centurion for the tourists at Segedunum instead. The lad has no luck. Seriously though, in my experience these things normally work out for the better, I'm sure you'll find one fulfilment in another job.

Naah, I'm sick of the holiday (life) by then. Optimal time for the average holiday is 9-10 days, which is my usual but couldn't afford it this year. Who want to be 140 man?

Aye. It's worse than that. I always think of holidays as a metaphor for life. On a week's holiday you arrive, and by day two and three you are nice and relaxed, peak holiday enjoyment. Midweek you feel sorry for the people going home but also have a pang of jealousy for the new comers. By day six, the dread of packing and going home the next day starts to bite, and if its been a good holiday, you don't fucking want to go. Then it's over and back to fucking reality*. I'm probably on my second last day in this metaphor. Cheery. * To spell it out, this is DEATH in the metaphor.

I would feel the same. Hopefully you can get something lined up work wise and have a decent break. Canaries are usually a decent shout later in the year.

"Brazo de Reina is a Chilean version of a Swiss roll cake". Howay, this must be an in joke, spill the beans or STFU. I am 4 hours from finishing work before my holiday on Wednesday, flying to Italy. I am completely fucked with work this year and have never needed a holiday more. It's only a week though and no wat will I want to come back.

Probably about 25% of the country actually benefit from the tories, namely the mortgage free pensioners on their triple locked pensions. They are still getting trounced next election. And whatever you think of Sunak, I don't think he is a psycopath like Trump clearly is. Trmp might win the rpesidency from a prison cell, that's how fucked up the US is.

A large proportion of people in the US actually WANT this fucking deranged psychopath to be president, after 4 years of him...... showing in clear sight he was a fucking deranged psychopath. Sorry, someone pinch me and wake me up. I swear to God I fell asleep some time around 2015 and I'm still dreaming.

Not the case it's not all part of some ridiculously unlikely, utterly implausible, tinfoil wearing plot for the PIF to unsettle Salah, or not the case he might be getting sold to Al kebab or whatever it is?

I take your point, and tbf I don't understand the support for the tory cunts here either, nor Trump in the US. But.... We're nit yet at the stage where Johnson or Sunak murder political rivals in plain sight. And when surveyed, anonymously, the support for Putin is legitimately massive, much higher than any comparable Western leader. Yes, they are subject to huge doses of propaganda but its not North Korea, they do have the Internet. Yet overwhelming they support the invasion of a neighbouring country and the atrocities that come with that. And btw, if people are basically the same everywhere, how do you explain mackems?

Well to cheer you up my nephew got tickets in both ballots. He's a complete fair weather fan and much, much worse, is a County Durham Mag. Lowest of the low iirc.

Its so obvious from the footage it was a bomb or was shot down, and who was behind it. Staggers me that the vox pop russians just shrug their shoulders that they've basically got Stalin mk2 reunning their country. Are they afraid or do they simply not care Putin is a gangster?

Yevgeny Prigozhin. Hey, he deserves to be remembered.

Thisis all well and good Diego, but Atheltico were formed by MLF's marra. Are YOU a fan of massive lads?

Probably knew you were mates with MF?

Nobody does the perve look as well as Rick. Well, maybe MF.

You've fucking hexed me you cunt. Trying to sort out transferring the ST from the kid to me is a fucking nightmare. Stuck in a physical queue at the box office,.useless cunts!

The concept of moving to Sunderland is hard for me to grasp tbf.

Bewwww!

This is getting the shithousing in early, taking shithousing to another level. NUFC are the shithousers extraordinaire.

Post #410 of a thread which opened with the OP wanting to brick a pub because it displayed an NUFC mural. Aye marra,.I think you may be a bit biased.

Fuck me, that's smaller than I remember.