Renton

Fucking hell. Hope it stays in place the whole match.

Fuck off with these fake lineups man.

Ffs I thought this was the legit line up.

Next week for me. Can't wait. 🏖️

Get yourself a holiday mender.

Think Villa is the only English ground I've been to which was dry, the boring beige arseholes. Oh and watch out for the West Midlands police, absolute cunts. Especially the few bad apples that spoil their otherwise spotless image, right kids?

Alas, my best chance of ploughing Margot Robbie would be to do a Clarkson, buy a farm, and name my fields after Hollywood actresses.

Fucking Sky talking about how Liverpool are going to play Etikite and Isak together as if he's already there. I really hope we don't sell him to these cunts. Don't think I've ever hated a team as much as this. Would love Bournemouth to somehow shit on their party.

We've changed again, took this photo at the airport.

Craig and TP today.

If only he knew, he needs to get Chat GPT Black edition.

We've caught the mackem virus!

Why's he not Isak and why's he not naked? You need a better prompt. Type "naked black man who looks like Isak' and wait for the knock on the door. 👍

Happened to me once and that's not the adjective I'd use.

Twice a day like a broken clock?

You're telling me there is ...... a Brexit benefit?

There'll be roaming television crews following his every move etc. The media scrutiny will just make any rehabilitation harder for him. In a way I'd like him just to say " sorry, I fucked up, I'll stay a year and make it up to you all" but that ain't happening is it.

If you think @Alex is any sort of replacement for Isak, you're mistaken. He's a 50 year old odd civil servant who was all bested by the grey man in the 5 aside nearly 20 years ago ffs.

Dealing with parents as they age is one of the worst thing about being our age. I literally live next door to my mum which obviously means I can help out loads but otoh also means I get no respite from her and her increasingly strange judgemental views. She doesn't have the issues your parents have so far thankfully. Sounds horrible but I dread her developing a really serious illness (will likely be a stroke in her case) more than her dying, but then again, I feel the same about myself tbh. Meanwhile my brother is well away from the situation, does fuck all to help ever, and of course is the golden boy. Oh well.

If, as I expect, they go straight down like most promoted clubs do, I'm thinking they are going to be right back in the financial shit again with negative equity players and a massive wage bill. Doesn't their manager have relegation on his brief resume too?

I've watched it twice. Its honestly fucking hilarious, and S2 even manages to surpass S1.If you didn't know better, you'd swear it was mockumentary akin to the office. It's amazing the mackems believe this reflects well on the club or their fanbase. The highlights, the bits you said, the priest praying for them, the ibiza music, that player drink driving and wiping out a whole street, Coleman filmed in Tynemouth, Coleman "Ive got 6 kids" incident, Darren Bent scoring the winner for Burton that relegated them. Its endless. One thing it does omit though is their obsession and hatred toward Newcastle. They'd be viewed less of a harmless joke had the producers been honest about that

What, Isak to Barca then?

Isak has made himself a hero to the mackems. There are 5,500 posts on him in the latest thread, but there were several several thousand posts threads before this one. No matter how hard I try though, I just can't see myself bothering to think of any unlikely scenarios about a mackem player, let alone type this dribble out twice. Just, why?

Eh? Isn't a battered chip, a chip?