Renton

I can see a few mackems feeling over Bent here. He's spot on like.

Be great if the thise 3 were sued for libel with the might of the Saudi state behind it.

Does that look like a jet to you? Oh aye, probably, since this looks like a sports car to you.

When did this shit jabbering cunt become relevant? I don't normally bother with this transfer shite but the football break has been too long this year and then Isak happened. Romano, agents, cartel, Liverpool, PL, PSR and that snivelling shit "Biffo the Bear" from the SMB can get tae fuck. We will prevail!

Well I personally feel a lot better about things than I did a few days ago. I just have faith Eddie Howe knows what he's doing and will advance the players we get. Get these signings over the line (Wissa included), get another striker in, and surely we are in good shape going forward.

Our recruitment under Howe, or at least recruitment + development, have been par excellence.

Is it safe to put him and Tonali in the same room?

Is it possible Jay Jay Sea is Rayvin's alter ego? Mild mannered publisher by day, raving psychopathic incestophile by night?

Was it? I thought Ketsbaia was Tom's mate? County Durham scum mag.

By the way, wasn't it @Jay Jay Sea who was the lad that was barricaded in some flat inflying which we have discussed recently and accused @Rayvin of?

With Elanga, Ramsay, Thiaw, and hopefully Wissa that's a canny wedge spent already isn't it? CF situation still most critical like.

Ffs. "Watching Isak score for Newcastle next season would be like……." It would give me immense pleasure for a few seconds before leaving me feeling empty, depressed and defiled.

Shagging Laura Trott MP.

Apparently Palestine Action is rebranding itself and calling itself "Yvette Cooper". I mean, it's possible this world isn't a simulation with some 10 year old kid taking the piss, but it feels less likely by the day.

Yeah, Vance should watch who he keeps company with.

Sounds like a "black edition" holiday you show off cunt.

Ahhhh, a danger shag? They're often the best, and most regrettable, kinds.

Absolute bollocks like. Why would a hot blonde go out with Mick Hucknall before he was famous? Did Paul Daniels get a blowy from Debbie McGee before the Beeb commissioned his show? I doubt it.

From the podcasts I have heard, even the MAGAEST OF MAGA are upset by this. And th we Christian right. Could still be his downfall?

Is this a threat. They're bad dudes PL, take care. 👍

Football would be wise to ban or at least heavily regulate and register these agents. They are a bugger problem than what PSR has been invented to solve.

He's not the most important player for us by any means. I'd like to see similar data for us without Joelinton or Tonali. Bruno may be more tricky as he is ever present.

Apparently the only thing he is addicted to is collecting 1980s Polaroid cameras.

That's the optimistic take on things. Would be very easy to match it with an equally pessimistic version. Not helped by a really tough start to the season. I honestly don't know which way it will go. Fingers crossed you're right. 🤞