Renton

The cartel won't ever be part of a super league. It would be the death of them. Nowt has changed since last time it was floated.

If true, well. One Greey Bastard seems apt. Hope this information is publicly released if he is transferred. Also ban his agent, now.

Give them Isak on loan.

Looks that way

But when he's 29 he will be 29. This is getting surreal. We are desperate for a striker. We have the best striker in the World on our books, but he is sulking and won't play for us. Meanwhile we are after a replacement striker who is reportedly sulking and won't play for Brentford. Could we end up with the two sulkiest footballers in the World?

At that price, I'm assuming it was made from the iceberg that sank the Titanic?

Except the being a striker box

What is plan H? We are going to run out of letters at this rate.

Well aye, they've made the wrong appointments. But personally think they've made a good choice this time, we'll see. Obvs I hope he's a disaster like.

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That's true, but none of it is really relevant. We've seen what Frank could do at Brentford with presumably little money. I think he'll do well and Spurs will be more of a threat to us than ManU. Used to really hate Spurs. Probably since Gazza or before. Now they are way, way down on my list....

Have you ever seen the size of a lesser black backed gull? They're not much smaller than the greater variety. You'd indeed have to nails to nail one. I just thought it was a bizarre comparison and as J69 says, just an excuse to have a dig at us despite Isak clearly showing he is the exception rather than the rule in our squad. And oh aye, no team has suffered mercenaries more than those lot over the years. At least ours in the main have been decent unlike the absolute shite they have had like Rodwell. And we'll see how many of the present lot they've signed are "Dan Ballards" soon enough.

If you enjoy reading utter mackem drivel, and I know I do, here's a comparison between Alexander Isak and..... Dan Ballard.

Don't jinx it now man.

I wouldn't. Definitely risking biting off our noses to spite our faces in that scenario. We need to do things calmly and logically, not burn bridges or be emotional. We need to be the adults here. Tbf, so far that is exactly what I'm seeing.

Or join ze teaching English as a foreign language to the jormans?

VAR disallowed. Howay man.

Hope Eze doesn't end up at Spurs. He'll massively improve them.

Honestly man, do you have to?

You missed a thread about Lewk Onion being on the MotD intro for 30 microseconds. Predictably it's unbearable at the moment. They really hate Shearer and all things Newcastle. I can honestly say I don't hate them at all, I just find them a source of amusement, they are unintentionally hilarious. At best my opinions on their players and former managers are agnostic. Looking at their line up, I honestly haven't heard of most of them. Fair play if Reg Cheese gets a tune out of them, but they're not in Europe yet

Gonna be one hell of a night. If there's any Liverpool fans at what ever Ibiza bar am at, I'm going to slightly tut and show my displeasure....

This will be framed on a thousabd walls. Never hear the end of it.

A very jammy start like. They've got Burnley next who somehow are managing to be stuffed by SPURS. Proper gloating on hold.

This may be true but is very mackemesque.