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Is this a threat. They're bad dudes PL, take care. 👍

Football would be wise to ban or at least heavily regulate and register these agents. They are a bugger problem than what PSR has been invented to solve.

He's not the most important player for us by any means. I'd like to see similar data for us without Joelinton or Tonali. Bruno may be more tricky as he is ever present.

Apparently the only thing he is addicted to is collecting 1980s Polaroid cameras.

That's the optimistic take on things. Would be very easy to match it with an equally pessimistic version. Not helped by a really tough start to the season. I honestly don't know which way it will go. Fingers crossed you're right. 🤞

At thus stage Gemmill just needs to say "I agree" and:

Naaah. CT would have eaten said beef before you can say "Erdinger"

He's going to GB news. Yes that's goddamn right, this is Isak reading the GB news, stupid Gemini.

Its not just the accent though tbs tbs

There's usually loads too, especially in corporate.

Didnt peasepud live there? Could use him as pissing target practice.

Am sure he will at least expect to sleep in Waitrose car park.

I fear his rehabilitation maybe very tricky now, he's poisoned the well that much. How, Mad Dog, team, the fans and me to be contrite with. That's a lot of humble pie to get down his scrawny neck.

This is what I said to Mrs Rents yesterday. I honestly don't really seek Isak adding much to them, he could just make the team more unbalanced. They seem to have bigger need of defensive reinforcements. But what the fuck do I know?

Oh well, as long as CT from Boldon is 100% sure of what is happening behind the scenes, that's me convinced.

Exactly. A shrewd logical rational response to the situation which is ongoing. Don't needlessly shut doors, don't burn bridges, keep all options open. Above all don't be overaken by emotion. As usual I'm nassively impressed by Howes conduct on this.

I think you misunderstand. I suggest you read Craig's response again.

Not a scouse accent amongst them. Maybe the last one, but am not sure, as the camera wasn't covered in hockle?

Nearly always uttered from a plastic fan wanker too.

True but it was still a core principle which Ferguson always stuck to. Of course it's easier when you have the financial might and training academy Man United did, that's what we need to develop, but within the framework of those same principles.

Expecting players to hold up their side of a contract? How terrible of us. The only scenario in which a player will want to improve his contract will be when his value has increased because of being at the club. And that demands at least enough integrity from the player that they don't shit the bed in a potential breakthrough year. More generally, I don't see Isak, paid literally millions for kicking a plastic ball, getting much sympathy from the court of public opinion

I don't think we are. This is an almost existential issue for our credibility and future at this point. We have to maintain the truth that no player is bigger than the club. The consequences of the counterfactual are much worse in the long run.

There's another mag shirt thread appeared there. There's been dozens of these threads this summer, all with weird imagined tales of Newcastle fans wearing football tops in inappropriate places and usually suffering well deserved violence and humiliation as a result. It's like something out of Viz. Take this little yarn about a mag couple on holiday put in their place by an Everton family. Why aye!

What, Wilson in bed with Isak? Cos that's the other element that's ridiculous here, why the fuck would you tell a team mate something like that? It's possible his heart wasn't in it and subconsciously he didn't try as hard as he could, that's the limit of this theory. More likely he just lost form though. It happens to all players.

Poor Les can't afford a pair of Doc Martins.