Alex

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Great DJ too though. Produced some wicked fucking tunes as well.

Been listening to a fair bit of old skool jungle of late. Some of it practically brings tears to my eyes Had DJ Rap's Fantazia Takes you into the Jungle on yesterday. It's as good as she was fit. Aye, that good. She's still a tasty milf tbf.

Biggest fan of Pardew unable to admit they got that one badly wrong

Btw, I'd only meet you for a pint if we could go somewhere where the cricket was on but with the sound off so you could do the commentary.

I think she was put off by CT. She reckoned he was making it too much like mumsnet

Aye I suppose the fact they've pulled off loads of escapes, at least a couple of which were frankly incredible, has preventing them from being forced to make the sort of root and branch changes the club seems to need.

Think the dig at Cath is unnecessary like Do we have another regular female poster? Jill posted recently but she's never really on here these days.

Some of these seem to have been tailored to suit certain posters

The car or the family home?

When Fish stats you, you'll stay statted

Oh, David. You little tinker

Btw, that fucking place. Not sure what it's like now but you couldn't even buy a short in there. It was all beer, about 95% of the 50 or so seemed to be IPAs, listed on school style blackboards about the place, with the exception of a cocktail list on a clipboard with about 4 things on it. When we each got a cocktail (I think there was only me, you, Cath and Tooj) the lass behind the bar looked like I'd just asked if I could shag her granny. It must have taken about 10-15 minutes to make 4 fucking drinks. Poncey bars are shit enough but ones pretending to be poncey and not even being able to back it up ffs? What a crock of shit

It was something I'll never forget. That and Renton turning up sweating like a fat lass

Also makes a nice long drink in a Collins glass if you top it up with soda.

I like the classic ones but the rum variation is good too and gin tends to be a drink people either love or hate.

You tried a sip of my 'Rumgroni' in Bierrex (used to be Popolo's) and said it was nice. It was that time we met manc-mag and went for a pizza at that place upstairs and had to keep putting the meal back because he couldn't find it.

Aye, resident piss heed at your service

Took some lovely pics of Princess Margaret like

Did yee caal me pint a puff?

"Guys"

Kids today are spineless. It's the MSM to blame