Alex

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/28926-alan-pardew-crystal-palace-manager-poltroon/?p=1009763 :lol:

Aye, totally agree re: Rooney. He'll take the huff if he isn't played in them though as the record is all he's arsed about (as far as England is concerned). I had a look on the Beeb and there's friendlies against Germany and the Dutch in March. I thought there was a game against Australia announced too as it was meant to be being played at SJP or the SoL. Unless the BBC only lists ones where date and venue have been confirmed. But you're probably looking at four games max between now and the tournament in June.

Like having a favourite Nazi war criminal

I think Vardy and Kane both like to be the focal point though. In theory their styles should be able to work together but maybe it wouldn't work. I have no issue with giving it a go though. Anyway, as previously pointed out, it's all probably moot (unless Rooney gets injured).

Looks like a dolphin to me

Live and Let Die was on at the weekend. That's the way to do Bond tbh.

Only to a clinic

Got the idea off Smooth Operator

My issue would be that I think it's unfair to ask or expect players to perform at international level in roles different to those where they've done the business for their clubs, which is what you'd be doing with Vardy and Barkley. Think Kane and Vardy has some promise though. As does Kane/Barkley, Vardy/Barkley. Not sure I'd play all 3 at once with Barkley wide. I know he drifts wide, as you say, but that's different from asking him to start there.

And why are they all slices of bread?

Should play Taylor before he gets injured again

Thought he'd have hired a stretch Humvee full of Cristal tbh.

Two peas in a pod

Apart from the inherently moral ones.

I think the 'master plan' behind it is to make the government seem more democratic by giving a vote when I tend to think it's more them hoping/thinking the electorate will opt to stay in and making UKIP less relevant and less of a power.

Feel similar to CT and HF in the respect of not being sure who to believe in order to make a properly informed opinion. Lean towards staying in but would have to admit that's more of a gut instinct thing.

I know most people think he's shite but it was crazy letting Williamson go for next to nowt. Might as well have kept him as cover and allowed him to go on a free in the summer.

At least we have plenty of quality cover in that position

And the music

I would imagine we were 2nd favourites at the start of that season. Maybe 3rd. What were Leicester? About 500-1? Aye, just the same then.

He's 20 years younger though

So you could cover yourself in the eventuality you were employing a lying paedo?

I'm cynical enough to think the EU (and the expansion in particular) was a lot to do with a supply of cheap labour for the richer nations. You'd probably get the same if we left only with less workers' rights though. Think there's a lot of waste and it needs reform though.