Alex

As an aside, I quite Kilbane as a pundit

Basically his greatest career moment came as a Liverpool player in helping Man Utd win the league. And he's still going on about it

He's like KK, he knows you should say all the right things. No need to give a perceived insult West Ham or their fans. I think that's about it really.

I was thinking about CT and that photo when I started the thread

Happy birthday, old boy

Owen arguing he was better value than Zlatan is like saying he was a good buy for us because he didn't cost much after we got the compo from England for that injury.

Carroll's the sort of lad who would be in the clink if it wasn't for football. Ranger's heading there despite it.

Brian Clough didn't know what day it was by the time he was managing Collymore.

Pick your battles, as they say

I think I got 2 or 3 out of 15 and one of them was for having matching coasters

Ditto Nice cocktail btw. Give it a go

It boils down to the difference between having class and being pretentious

Been drinking them for years, all the rage in Venezia don't you know? They've stocked in it Sainsbury's for ages now. I also prefer it to Campari in a Negroni (or one of its many variations). Favourite being 1 x measure aged rum, 1x Aperol, 1 x (good quality) red vermouth, 2 dashes orange bitters. Served over ice in a tumbler with twist of orange peel. La-di-fucking-dah.

What a horrible charva cunt

Aperol >>>>> Pimm's

He looks depressed to me. Either that or he's just heard one of your jokes

That's why I picked it, mate. Right up your strasse

That's what I call it too

Krusovice is the nicest Czech pilsner I've tried btw. Last place I found it was Makro though. You can get it online like

I was taking the piss

The MSM

And one for @@ChezGiven