Alex

The car or the family home?

When Fish stats you, you'll stay statted

Oh, David. You little tinker

Btw, that fucking place. Not sure what it's like now but you couldn't even buy a short in there. It was all beer, about 95% of the 50 or so seemed to be IPAs, listed on school style blackboards about the place, with the exception of a cocktail list on a clipboard with about 4 things on it. When we each got a cocktail (I think there was only me, you, Cath and Tooj) the lass behind the bar looked like I'd just asked if I could shag her granny. It must have taken about 10-15 minutes to make 4 fucking drinks. Poncey bars are shit enough but ones pretending to be poncey and not even being able to back it up ffs? What a crock of shit

It was something I'll never forget. That and Renton turning up sweating like a fat lass

Also makes a nice long drink in a Collins glass if you top it up with soda.

I like the classic ones but the rum variation is good too and gin tends to be a drink people either love or hate.

You tried a sip of my 'Rumgroni' in Bierrex (used to be Popolo's) and said it was nice. It was that time we met manc-mag and went for a pizza at that place upstairs and had to keep putting the meal back because he couldn't find it.

Aye, resident piss heed at your service

Took some lovely pics of Princess Margaret like

Did yee caal me pint a puff?

"Guys"

Kids today are spineless. It's the MSM to blame

Making friends great again

Classy that like. Never knew about that.

Hey, if you don't know, I certainly don't

for @Mossad

Surely prefixing any media publication / channel / website with the word 'Jewish' is superfluous.

We'll soon find out the way West Ham are going. I like Bilic as well so would like to see him turn it round.

I like Jenas too. I think Murphy's a bit of a tit.

The Spice Boys

Actually, I've had a rethink on Collymore's finest hour: