Alex

Does comedy like John Wayne Gacy

Firstly, it relates to the half-and-half hats on the previous page and, secondly, non sequitar, should be two words.

Remember having a half NUFC / half Celtic one. Don't know why like as I have no affiliation (not even religious) with the latter. Think they were just more popular with lads at school than the half Rangers ones. Used to prefer the Celtic colours too.

I was shitting myself listening to that Leicester match

I would imagine it's total fucking bollocks and a excuse for him to move to the US without been seen as the rat deserting the sinking ship.

You not thinking of Jimbo?

The 60s / Beatles-themed bar that only ever seems to play 70s glam rock Or it did anyway. Not been in there in fucking years

Is Peppers still going?

He might have a chance of getting his message across if he wasn't too arrogant to recognise that, by embracing neo-liberalism, he's one of the big reasons we arrived here. I don't think I can ever recall him admitting to being in the wrong on any major issue

Come, he's just getting used to the Premier League Agreed though, I thought he's start well and fade. He's been absolute dogshit

Our club record's not much of a benchmark though, especially after the last tv deal. I agree it's unlikely we'd bid that for him though.

When he said he'd served the queen he meant he used to work behind the bar in the Frog and Nightgown.

The flailing moron was lurking

Hey, fatty!

That's all folks

Newcastle Arms is good

Do you have a Wideopen or a Longbenton? etc.

This should be the signal both the main parties need to abandon this shit, but they won't.

You're right, it was so dignified.

I don't even want to know

Sorting out Labour's mess