Alex

You sad, bitter, little nonentity

You forgot the undercrackers

All the Death Wish films? At 5? Fucking hell, Gloom.

Does Pret-a-wanker still do the 'breadless sandwich' or as normal people call it, a salad?

Just reminded me that I saw Death Wish 2 in a video bar in Benidorm when I was about 8. I think there's a gang rape scene within the first 5 minutes.

More of a fanny than a cunt

Kermode reckons Rogue One is quality

Above average anyway

You've got a broader oeuvre tbf

Just something else I was completely right about tbh

The whole party season they were going to have really has turned to shit hasn't it? We were going to struggle and turn on Rafa whilst Big Sam was going to bring much needed stabilty and progress to the club. Look how that's turned out. I know a few decent mackems but I can't help laughing at all the tragic fans they have who basically define themselves and their club by us. That last bit is another reason why they're so fucking small time.

John McEnroe's piled the beef on as well

Yup, concise and to the point. Fish, take note

Negotiating a cracking deal there

Well, that's cheered me up

@ the last few

Poster who'd make the worst mod

Conditioned by western propaganda tbh. Open your eyes

Poster least able to take a joke

Poster easiest to get a bite of

:lol:

Great DJ too though. Produced some wicked fucking tunes as well.