Alex

CT, you're nothing if not a massive hypocrite

Don't go into writing comedy to make your fortune

But to have the level of control you suggest is completely at odds with the levels of incompetence you've just described amongst the same political elite.

Boring!

You say that but if it were that simple they're never have been a vote (or it would've been rigged).

Bar Euro 96, Italia 90 and 66 we've been dismal at just about every major tournament we've managed to qualify for

Nowt ever changes though. The club's will continue to act in their own self interests and the FA will talk a lot about changes but do very little as they continue to make lots of money

It was only his being Dutch that stopped him being considered

There was more to it than just Portugal winning the Euros with a pragmatic approach since the FA had also clearly decided on an Englishman. That narrowed the field down to about 3 or 4 potential candidates.

They're a good laugh but they're not exactly practical. Plus any decent collision is likely to see the engine being where your legs used to be. My lass's family used to go to Devon and the Scottish Highlands all the time on their hols in one. Her dad is about 6ft 2. So that was him, her mam, my lass, her brother and the dog (English Bull Terrier) plus all the luggage for a week.

We haven't even started to leave yet though

Not sure what's more tragic - being a 'Senior contributor on TripAdvisor' or thinking it's something to brag about.

There was a mention on the news this morning about May not promising the points system that was supposedly one of the key promises of the Brexit campaign but how could they promise anything anyway when none of them were in a position to be able to deliver?

Still loved it when we scored as there's nowt better than seeing a side who has timewasted and spoilt so much getting beaten at the death. That's not to say I disagree with any of the comments. What the fuck can you expect with Allardyce though? We all know he's a total fraud who hides behind his sports science and nutrition bullshit to mask what a dinosaur he is

He seems to think he's the one that's justified in his actions as well. What a prize bellend. Senior contributor on trip advisor ffs.

Once woke up my sleeping bag soaking wet as my mate had spilt the bucket through the night. It wasn't full of piss before anyone says that. He was that into his weed he took his bucket with him camping

I meant the latter

Those lasses who get them at the bottoms of their backs, always thought it would be funny if you saw one that read 'Access Denied'

Good name for a band

Already got that one

Looking forward to Narcos like

What a crock of shit. Spurs or Everton is a no-brainer

As has been mentioned on here before you get a lot more bang for your buck by spending on managers as opposed to players. This is more the case than ever now in the Premier League. With that in mind, the players Pardew has been able to sign is fucking ludicrous.