Alex

The flailing moron was lurking

Hey, fatty!

That's all folks

Newcastle Arms is good

Do you have a Wideopen or a Longbenton? etc.

This should be the signal both the main parties need to abandon this shit, but they won't.

You're right, it was so dignified.

I don't even want to know

Sorting out Labour's mess

They need to go down like, they've been hanging on longer than Bob Hope did

I wasn't aware of the latest sponsorship deals I must admit. I was at SJP when Heaton Stannington won it in (I think) 1998 though. The Milburn Stand hadn't long since been opened (that was the only part of the ground that was) so it must have been around about then. Edit: I mean 1988-ish

Wankers of the world unite

I have massive debts, I have the best debts

Well you don't want to go getting it confused with the Northumberland Minor Cup, do you?

That's the Northumberland Senior Cup to you, Dave. Call yourself a football hipster anarl?

Not heard that euphemism before

Wouldn't surprise me at all if most of it is driven by Rafa himself

Even by this place's standards work's Xmas do's to having a dump off a cliff is canny impressive

Was never the same after Baggio marked him down as the next Frank Lampard

Not seen that, will try to check it out, cheers.

The Tyson doc you mean? That was a difficult watch but really good.

There's always someone worse off than you has to be one of the least comforting things anyone can say to you though, in fairness