Alex

It's almost like he's been bribing loads of people behind the scenes.

To be fair, when we did well he also fanked Mike. Edit: beaten to it.

I think he said he was going to introduce a max term for the Fifa Presidency but never did. There couldn't have been one in place before because Havalange was in power for about 25 years.

The singer's like some boiler you see on work's Xmas do who looks stunning from about 200 yards away, only for the horror to be gradually revealed.

What the Robert Dyas is gong on? Also, who the fuck plays volleyball?

Do you think this lack of empathy might have had something to do with your career in marketing coming to an end?

23 points after 17 games was a bit of a false position as it included the run of 4 wins out of 5 or whatever it was which was the only thing that kept us up in the end. We were fucking terrible for the most part under 'Pards' and 'Carvs' last season and it's taking a hell of a lot of sorting out.

The salt on the table

Alreet, Chez

He was just over here promoting his book recently wasn't he? Saw something about it on .com

Sad news. Hope he's ok.

Fingers and tops

Platini is such a weapons grade cunt. I'm delighted. Loved him as a player like

Have a good one, mate

Remember Benn coming into the ring with some proper shite pop reggae when he fought Eubank the first time round. Was totally at odds with the hard man persona he was trying to put across. Hard to believe it was 25 years ago. What a fight that was.

I agree that's still an issue and mentioned it earlier in the season. One eye was on resale value but he did spend a canny large amount of cash too

I think there were signs at the last window some lessons had been learned but things at the club had slipped to the extent one transfer window was never going to be able to fix everything

Dalglish again though. Came into his own after Batty left and he formed a centre mid partnership with Rob Lee

The heart / mentality to control games in central midfield was definitely lacking which is a shame since, as you allude to, he had plenty of ability and a great engine

Think there are obviously other areas of concern but a quality LB would make a big difference to the starting XI

Anyone see Lee v Saunders last night? Was at a wedding but it sounds like it was an intriguing matchup