Alex

Such great custodians of the planet

Not like the UK with all the wild wolves and bears we have roaming the Scottish Highlands and the like.

Nice bit of tiger skin going on there

I wouldn't touch Carroll with yours. Stay well clear.

Asian betting syndicate

Still got a signed photo of KK sitting at the wheel of a Newcastle Breweries tanker from when he was here as a player. Used to have a poster with all the squad from that era that was signed. Waddle, Varadi, Beardsley, Arthur Cox et al.

And? Oh, you mean he was.

Aye, I'd question how well anyone would do with that type of service.

Shola style.

:lol: Homemade oven chips

Some kid who used to post who Stevie accused of being Paul Wynn. He denied it so Stevie requested the above pic as proof At the time Stevie was accusing everybody of being Paul Wynn

She's from some banking family or something isn't she?

Don't watch it then.

Too much info, mate

Then plays it cool afterwards. As you do

By us? :lol: Fuck me gently, sailor

You would get a fright like

Is that how the divorce came about?

in general.

99%* of managerial appointments end in tears *figure of speech

Aye, there must have been loads of times other than that when someone else drove up to his house, their car backfired and one of his horses reared up just as he was loading it onto a lorry. You should have said what day of the week it was and what the weather was like

Cricket fans are fair weather fans by definition.

Which one's your lass?