Alex

Funnier than it probably should be.

Glad you've taken my advice, J. Let this be a lesson to you.

Almost makes you wonder why they voted to remain part of the UK.

You could've spent the time you took typing that to volunteer.

Yeah, that really smarts. An actual sweaty rather than a plastic one (presumably you've temporarily swapped your ten gallon hat for a Tam o' Shanter) would probably laugh it off anarl.

If I was being sarcastic, which I wasn't, whichever post you were talking about would have been an example of sarcasm rather than the definition of it. Perhaps it's time to quit while you're behind.

Lacist tbh.

Puff's drink.

I wasn't being sarcastic. To be pedantic.

Only worse.

Not like you to be self righteous.

That's mint

One for Toonpack's wank bank.

Andre Rieu is CT all over like.

The people who gave the money wanted it to go to him. Why didn't you have a frugal wedding, skip the honeymoon and donate £10k to charity instead. Or is that different?

Brilliant that like.

Pusher

The one glove finishes off the 'look'.

He's Papisse Cisse, not Solomon Grundy.

His goal was almost Shane-like.