Alex

And still in the bottom 3 with a tough run of games coming up Incidentally that last stat sums up why he's still in a job. He somehow gains just enough points to avoid going down. Anything else is irrelevant / secondary at best so far as the owner is concerned. I think it's his sole remit as a manager.

I get the impression it's his own fault he wasn't released years ago anyway.

Heard it at a canny few away games. Pretty cringeworthy like but then so are lots of things you see / hear at them.

Rob and his oh so subtle wind-ups. I don't see why anyone shooting 3 people under these or similar circumstances should ever get out. Sentences in general are a bit of joke though iyam.

Here's Buffy the Thread Slayer.

Far too well written again like. Remember that Alan D'Oliver parody account btw? Always going on about how Steve Watson or 'archetypal Geordie' Lee Clark would walk to St James' Park backwards on his hands on broken glass if they got the call, and shit like that

That avatar someone on here or N-O had was mint with the kitten sniper shooting him from the window then cutting to his dying swan act.

Musically at least, he's the one with the talent. This is quality: http://www.discogs.com/Jazzy-Jeff-In-The-House/release/356204

Lower wage bill, higher parachute payments mean the man don't give a shit. He'd rather we stay up but we probably will anyway. Not being complacent but there's some fucking shite teams. I can't see us being cut adrift by January either, as you suggest.

One of the few times I've thought about walking out but I'm glad I didn't as I'd have missed Taylor's red.

Finally got round to listening to that. Reminds me a bit of Basic Channel and some of the early 90s Warp sound at the end especially for the latter. Will try and check out some of the earlier Podcasts when I get the chance. Nice one.

Or a one like Cabella?

The club posted a profit for the 3rd year in a row last time round. It's small fry by Ashley's standards but given what the club is worth in terms of shirt sales and, more importantly advertising space in what is arguably the most high profile sporting event in the world (given the TV figures and regularity of the games and so on), it seems to me there's no incentive for him to sell unless someone makes a daft offer. I really think 10 years might be optimistic. Fuck it tbh. It's not worth getting upset about any more.

Aye, it stinks like. I get the feeling this is more about protecting the rights of wealthy South Africans to shoot intruders than anything else.

Less kids are going to uni since the financial crisis began because they can't afford to take on the debt.

:lol:

She's definitely charging daily rates I reckon.

I see Lee Clark's been sacked (along with Steve Watson).

Once again

Looks like he's onto us.

And sold him for a nice, fat profit to Real Madrid as well (which Ashley must kick himself about too). The daft thing about the whole Wise debacle was that one he's clearly an absolutely shite judge of players. Whereas spotting good players was always one of Keegan's great strengths as a manager.

I heard about all that at the time. He was basically all set to sign and Ashley wouldn't cough up the fee / wages and it was the beginning of the souring of KK's relationship with him because he'd been sold on coming back on the basis he had plenty money available for players.

If what I've heard is correct Pardew doesn't do most of the coaching. Or perhaps that should read 'coaching'.

Everything.