Alex

NUFC ‘ITK’ Twitter gobshite

Pep Aroni

Called it

Southgate kept dropping Rashford when he looked like one of the best strikers in Europe. Now he can’t trap a bag of cement he’s in the team

Nice to see Southgate continuing to pick players on form

There’s reports of as many as 500 being killed in a direct strike on a hospital in Gaza. ITV news and BBC have reported it (although the numbers can’t be verified yet). It’s just senseless slaughter upon senseless slaughter at this point.

Whatever it is will be small recompense for your lost gonads

He missed the bit where they row back ( wahey!) on financing the small boats

Just reminded me but the kids found an old DS. Anyway I’d completed New Super Mario Bros years ago but noticed there were some levels (maybe a half dozen) where I hadn’t found all the star coins. So I decided to find them without using any walkthroughs or anything. A couple of them were really difficult to find. Anyway, guess what happens when you find them all. That’s right. Absolutely fuck all

Bowing out of spouting a load of pseudo-controversial cliched shite? Cry me a fucking river

First thing they should do with the nonexistent £50m is have a nonexistent plan to expand the stadium so they can attract nonexistent extra fans to a ground they are several thousand nonexistent fans from being able to fill

There’s not really a proper definition of communism imo. Certainly nothing that actually stands up to anything that exists in the real world which is described as communist (even by governments describing themselves as such). Maybe the odd commune in the middle of nowhere practices something approaching it. I’m not advocating it because it doesn’t work because of human nature and the counterproductive reality of applying it zealously on a large scale. It’s basically just another bit of name-calling (like ‘woke’) used on cesspits like Twitter, often applied to moderate progressives by people who ‘tell it like it is’.

It’s hard because when you’re socially awkward you kind of build up the difficulty in overcoming that into some big emotional obstacle. Then you’re only 4 so you don’t really understand it and the other kids are only four too so they don’t really get it either. It’s brilliant they like football because stuff like that can be a great way of forming social bonds. I like Robin’s advice and also what Renton said about making the teachers aware of your concerns. I don’t know of you / your lass are mates with any parents but, if so, maybe do some stuff out of school where they can make friends by doing stuff in smaller groups. Even if it’s just come round for sone pizza and to watch a film. Anyway, best of luck with it all, mate

He’s accidental Partridge. Which is usually fairly harmless but offensive in this case (which only underlines your point).

If Tonali had told him to jump off the Tyne Bridge would he have done it? [/Me Grandma

I haven’t watched all that clip because I just don’t want to but I’ve seen some footage previously. I don’t know why, perhaps because I could empathise to an extent. But it really got to me. There’s some footage of a young lass dancing to d&b then within a short time she’d apparently been raped, murdered and had her limbs broken in horrific fashion. Just one story I suppose but there was something about the contrast from that carefree happy moment of youth and what followed. Absolutely heartbreaking

When I saw that I thought I can’t remember the last time I’d seen anyone even try and do that (bar the occasional halfhearted effort). And the margin of victory was only one point in the end

Reads like a Louise Taylor piece.

I think it peaked with the bums / serpico spoof episode

I suppose knowing Milan knew and proving Milan knew are two different things re: any compensation

I think they’ll support him and stand by him with certain conditions. He’s going to need to come clean (to the manager etc at least) about exactly what he’s been up to though. He’s a valuable asset at the end of the day so they’re not going to just bin him. I could imagine it all taking a long time too. Looks like Milan have pulled a fast one though.

Always Sunny… is great. Especially from season two onwards with DeVito is in it

Same applies to him

When The Office first came out I used to watch it, then watch the re-run later in the week. Apart from it being that good (imo) some of the bits were that inappropriately cringeworthy (deliberately so) that it was only humorous the second time round.

Frasier was the shittest character on the show and I think he’s the only character from the previous one in the sequel. Cheers was shit too.