Alex

2-1 FTH

It was pure speculation really. But if offers came in I don’t think they’d think twice about selling both of them this window. The club seems determined to keep within FFP regulations. It’s a bit like selling Wood and Shelvey without having replacements. Not ideal but too good an opportunity to miss. Only, with it being the summer and the window being longer etc. there’s far more scope to bring improvements in. Especially with being able to offer CL football

That article about the launch of that Greek mythology-based board game. I kind of quite liked his doing it, just for it being so off the wall really. But when it said he spent nine hours taking people through the rules

I don’t know if anyone is interested but Almiron would have to be at the absolute peak of his potential market value now. And I think he’s a decent player, with a great attitude and athleticism. But I think the first half of last season was him having a purple patch and certainly not the norm. Which isn’t to say Howe hasn’t improved him. But I don’t think he’ll ever be a natural finisher

Daft thing is he only posts that if those sorts of comments get to him. So he’s only revealing they do

He shouldn’t mess with asprilla

It’s fake news created by the MSM to get back at him for telling THE TRUTH

Ashley is a clever bloke who found a good business model for selling sportswear no frills. He knows the square root of fuck all about football though. The other thing is a completely lack of care in terms of maximising revenue streams, getting the most out of the academy etc. The thick as fuck pundits who talk about him being a good businessman (in relation to NUFC) also think the fans should be grateful for his bankrolling the club in the championship because of two relegations down to his mistakes. And they’re completely oblivious to the contradiction

He’s actually only got a couple of years left on his contract so if he’s allowed to leave for nothing he might go for it if someone like Watford are prepared to give him a 4 year deal (for example). Funny signing and indicative of us not really knowing what we were doing. It was a lot of money in the context of the Ashley regime

The non-story on Look North before was about fans being frustrated at the lack of transfer activity at NUFC

She doesn’t like watching you play

It’s like gingerbread

Another Viz one but specifically for Wyki this time:

His mother’s just bought him that suit as well

You’ve been conditioned to think like that

Was just about to say that. The fucking irony of these lot parroting words they can’t even pronounce, let alone comprehend, in the name of not being told what to do, say etc

Good luck shifting Maguire to anyone 1) willing to pay anything like his current wages or 2) for the sort of fee Man Utd will want.

Yeah. It’s a completely meaningless catch all phrase which basically equates to little more than petty jealousy most of the times it’s used

Sportswashed 👆

The first thing they think of: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rashford-training-with-phil-foden.1611217/ 😂

Also, the TV show Roseanne was absolutely fucking shite.

On a UK channel that takes up most of the broadcast space on channel 7 on free view too

It’s ok. They haven’t committed the far more heinous crime of being successful whilst not being one of the established European elite

I’m not sure the time it took him to find those quotes has provided him with quite the win he thinks it has

T’ Tooj was telling he’s off to t’show t’day or t’morra. T’ old before tis time t’bastard