Alex

It was my idea of hell tbh. And it fucking reeked of bother, as well as actually reeking. I just remembered I went once at about 12 noon with about 4 other other lads prior to a work Xmas dinner at the Swallow Hotel which you also accessed via the Newgate Street Shopping Centre. It looked even worse when it was empty. That would’ve been 1996-ish. Also just remembered this lad I went to school with telling me about how he decided to go and watch the cup final there when we got beat off Arsenal. He told me he wore dark combat pants as he’d concluded it would be too busy to go to the toilet so he would just piss himself instead. That just about sums the place up

They did I Like To Move It 👍🏻

Yeah. Nothing to do Braverman being thick as pig’s shit and trying to cover up something no one would have been bothered about anyway. The last line is true, thanks to cunts like The Bruges Group

Can’t believe you missed the tap-in ‘Before you were barred’

Aye, I think that was it. Only went in once or twice.

Also, while I wouldn’t suggest for one moment that some of them overplay their concern for human rights in the Middle East purely for footballing reasons, Exile1968 went to Turkey on holiday last year

He’s spot on about the double standards. Just not in the way he means.

I hope we’re annoying the entitled, helium-voiced cunts for decades to come

Aye, Everton fans in general have a massive chip on their collective shoulders about us. The other thing about Liverpool (and the same applies to Arsenal) is this odd belief they play the game in a pure way and anyone who doesn’t conform to that ideal is ruining football. Like teams are meant to be open as fuck and be happy to lose 6-3 or whatever. Apart from it being nonsense it’s not that long ago Liverpool fans were happy with Houllier’s ‘pragmatism’ in Europe against Barcelona with Michael Owen playing as a lone striker in a boring draw at Camp Nou. Same with the success under Rafa. It was ok when George Graham was successful too. Even Wenger was happy trying to cancel out Guardiola’s Barcelona because he knew his team was just a shit version of theirs and would get destroyed if they were open. Not to mention most of Wenger’s real success coming when he had a team stacked with dirty cunts and having a terrible disciplinary record.

About Hakan Suker and how he’s now persona non grata in Turkey due to falling out with Erdogan. Starts off by saying a commentator was taken off air at half time during the Qatar World Cup (on Turkish state tv) just for mentioning his name. He brought up Suker scoring the fastest ever World Cup goal (in the third place playoff in 2002)

Yeah, it’s really good. Difficult to do something like that and be funny but still make you care about the characters etc

They were debating whether or not to support Gateshead yesterday. No because they wear black and white and had ‘Wor Team’ on a banner or something and are wannabe mags. Using the wrong ‘Wor’ is cringey or something. Against yes because they had 3 former Sunderland players plus Jimmy Montgomery’s grandson in goal plus the inevitable reference to Gateshead having previously been in County Durham. That fucking toucher Hank Williams being particularly vociferous in his anti-Heed feelings. They’re so fucking weird. I mean not all of them, as sone were quite rightly pointing out it was a ridiculous thing to be arsed about. But the things some of them get upset about

Tongue on brown

You’d be mental paying anything like the lower end of that scale for DCL imo. Which isn’t to say some sides wouldn’t pay that

Hopefully that’s the final payday for that absolute fraud Allardyce. Leeds deserve to go down for giving him the job with 4 games left or whatever it was. Not that he’ll be arsed. It was win-win for him. Go down and he didn’t have enough time. Stay up and he’s done an incredible job

I honestly think it’s just when not if for Everton as far as relegation goes at some point in the next few seasons. Although I don’t really mind them and their bitter as fuck fans being perennially dogshit in the Premier League either. As for Leeds, I wanted them to get relegated the second Allardyce went there.

I think this is a must win for Leeds. They’ve got Spurs at home last game. I know Spurs are unpredictable but they could easily turn over this Leeds side at Elland Road.

Funny how the ESL looks more attractive at exactly the same time as it becomes clear they probably won’t qualify for the CL.

What was the place in The Gate where the women behind the bar wore bikinis? Usually they were the only lasses in there.

Everything, by the sounds of it

Exotic dancers, if you please.

That Sunderland Global News site or whatever it’s called should be a spoof. But it’s not

Aye, London Fields, in particular, just drags on and on with very little happening.

BOBFOC I actually remember that tune and a mate having it on vinyl. I think it would’ve come out late 90s / early 2000s. Proper Gouda-laden euro trance shite

He’s the designer / artist who designed the sets and aliens in the Alien films isn’t he?