Alex

Just say no, kids https://www.unmc.edu/healthsecurity/transmission/2023/03/14/an-ivermectin-influencer-died-now-his-followers-are-worried-about-their-own-severe-symptoms/

He’s fucking devastated about our success. Which is nice

We should send Isak on loan to a championship club. Because a half decent run of games there seems to add about £20m to a player’s value

Was it him or exile who was as good a player as Bruno?

I thought you wrote a great piece on your blog after the cup final which I meant to link to on here but forgot: https://payaso-de-mierda.blogspot.com/2025/03/the-impossible-dream.html?m=1

The fucking state of the shit made up anecdotes in here btw: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/worst-thing-trick-ever-played-on-a-newcastle-fan.1652349/

What a load of shite

Lots of nice places in Tynemouth and Whitley Bay. Pranzo’s maybe?

You fucking Jonah

They might be trying to manufacture a move away from Sunderland because who could possibly blame them?

The second pic

Pure speculation but I reckon Rafa will have been delighted for the fans and everyone connected with the club whereas I bet our winning the league cup will have pissed off self proclaimed Newcastle fan Steve Bruce. Which is nice

Looking forward to the post-Look North fewm when the parade gets a mention (and not just in the sports round-up)

Also, my dad always goes with ‘no fish cake, no pie’ instead of ‘no woman, no cry’. Maybe it’s a Walker thing?

He always seems to talk a lot of sense but with the knowledge to back it up

I know a lass who thought the line in Bigmouth Strikes Again was …..mash a beetroot in your head instead of …..smash every tooth in your head. Genuinely prefer her version

It would be just like them to win it

That thing on the Letterman (also shite) with Kramer / whatever his real name is. Like Jerry Seinfeld can somehow absolve the bloke that’s comfortably the funniest thing he’s ever done and they’re both playing it completely straight

A heroic Northumberland MLF Tory

It could’ve been worse. I.e. they didn’t bother checking under the bed for monsters

Sportswashing is a massive simplification by journalists who really don’t know what they’re talking about outside (and often within) their sphere of ‘expertise’ tailored for their even simpler target audience. I think PaddockLad mentioned that if it was meant to make Saudi Arabia (in our case) more popular or its rulers seen in a better light then it would be an abject failure. That’s not really what it’s about though. It’s a vanity project to be beat their regional rivals

Mine just arrived. Bit disappointed with the taste tbh

Precisely. The main cheerleaders (who literally only changed their name) are the party leading in the polls at present