Alex

They must be haemorrhaging cash like.

Not that it matters, just being a nosey prick

Bourbon or rye?

Considering what a shit tip of a club they are I find her pretentious purple prose fucking hilarious. That’s based on the first line, which is as far as I got. Ugly faux mackem bint

“I am just going to the lavatory. I may be some time”

I’m greedy. I like both

Aye, merry fucking Christmas, you set of cunts

J69’s hero

Just the sort of responses the OP was looking for

At least that fall won’t have ruined his looks

The steward

Keep your fantasies to yourself

Late entry for the post of the year award

The deluded jawdees who demand to win the European Cup every week were happy with a massively overrated manager who was underachieving. Or something like that I think

“We” 😂😂😂

I remember her too. Definitely fancied her as well 😂

Razzmatazz 😂😂😂 And is that not Lisa Stansfield?

Only Mike Ashley, football genius, could spend £40m on an inferior Joselu. Also, imagine how much better that side would be with Rondon instead

He’s spot on but he won’t be listened to by the party

RIP. Not many of them left now.

Other way and they’d have been saying it was a straight red. Prefer Warnock to that little cunt Murphy in the studio though

There was zero contact there. The BBC commentary man perfect use of VAR

Well he’s certainly both of those things

Joelinton’s performance was summed up when, in the second half, a long ball was played towards Carroll. It was obvious he was going to win the ball and flick it on. Where was Joelinton? Static about two yards behind him. Shit movement, lack of effort, lack of strength, fuck all end product, zero determination to impose himself on the game. If that’s one of his better matches then I hope Ashley actually did pay £40m for him

Lucid dream no point in trying to make this kid look stupid. You’re never going to do a better job than him.