Alex

Another uneventful match at Lord’s

I’m going to invest lots more money once I have a lot less money

Only (off the top of my head) A Farewell to Arms

Appointing Bruce after chasing one of the world’s best coaches might have something to do with that

Was it the lack of physical resemblance or the completely different personality traits that earned him that epithet?

The future’s orange

Joelie Taxi in that scenario

Apparently we call Johnson the UK Trump, because we all like Trump. We don’t and we don’t

What a fucking cunt. Not a fan of Johnson either

He’s a shit manager. The rest is irrelevant

The whole ‘Bruce needs to be given a chance’ bollocks being trotted out by lick spittle hacks and club reps alike is as disingenuous as it is lazy. It’s not about the manager, it’s about not giving the owner yet another chance. Take Benitez out the equation (and he approached the club anyway at a time when they were desperate) and every managerial appointment post-Keegan has been someone the owner thought would be so happy and desperate to get the job that they’d do exactly as they were told. That’s why anyone with a modicum of common sense sees right through the ‘fresh start’ rhetoric. It’s just more of the same old shit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-49072464 Remember back when this would’ve got a lot of attention?

There’s a couple of mackems at work who are alreet as it happens, although being in the third tier of English football might have something to do with that. However they do spend most of their time talking about NUFC

I reckon it’s you channelling Fish with the zany amps turned up to eleven

So that’s what CT’s been up to

Top quality journalism 😂

Pretty much nail on head

This is absolutely it for me. Johnson could barely be less convincing. How the majority of people can’t see through him is scary as fuck

The only thing he got right was an edit after the fact 😂

Unusual way to come out

It’s like some ridiculous badge of honour.

I’d take him ahead of Bruce

Just another coward acting in their own interests

Used to regularly read about him in The Ring when he and Julio César Chávez were the pound for pound kings. Back then it was the only way to properly follow US boxing

Yeah because that’ll definitely work as a means of avoiding compensation. Proper out of the box thinking