Dr Gloom

eh? he was getting games in the first team when we were playing in the champions league

just saying; i know we won't sign him

the big question is who's the biggest scotchy on this board?

i quite like the look of rickie lambert

still a canny team though

more than a tad toon heavy

ever made it? simple as and lush to dip stuff in. basically, burn the skins off the aubergine on the gass hob like you would with a pepper. then peel skins off and mix pulp up with generous amounts of mayo, lemon juice and a clove of finely chopped fresh garlic. only problem is the burnt aubergines stink the house out for a day or two.

blows too hot and cold to be regared as the best imo. purple patches of form followed by long periods when he plays like a fat brick layer. annoyingly, those slumps always seem to coincide with him playing for england in tournaments. incidentally, i was at the press conference the other day for the launch of st george's park. rooney came out and said a few words before we heard from hodgson, gerrard, bernstein et al. it's funny hearing him speak. he's like an innocent, shy and quite sweet little school boy. a far cry from the thug he appears to b on the football pitch.

So was Ronaldo

I don't think there's been a stand alone best player head and shoulders above the rest since Ronaldo went to Real. Possibly Aguero but he's only done it for one season, or Van Persie, but he's too much of a sick note generally. My favourite player is Colo.

dublin's a fine place. friendly people, great boozers and the best guiness i've ever had.

i grew up saying scothy and charva. but for me, charvas were people and scothy was a type of behaviour. e.g - "that charver's a bit scotchy - he just downed a whole bottle of 20/20" ...or something.

Hideous. I wonder what this Standard Charter is he talks of. He's actually probably worse than Alan Oliver. He's that bad. How do this guys get these jobs when they can't write?

Yup. US treasuries still the safest of safe havens. The austerity line is bullshit. I'm convinced the Tories know it but they're using the situation to make their long desired cuts to the public sector while millionaires get tax breaks on income. Cameron is a good pr man but it's the same old with this lot however they dress it up.

I'd like to know where wolfy's 80% stat comes from. Smells like bullshit to me

The difference is no one really gives a shit about Blackpool or Hearts. We're a big club that the media, and country, care about.

Thank fuck they've done the right thing and the stadium has its proper name again. I wonder if that means Wonga signage on the roof though in place of SD

What, like last year?

The lack of investment in defence over the summer costing us more points. Wonder how we'd have coped had Douglas and Debuchy have been playing. Ah well. At least our billionaire owner didn't overspend by a couple of million euros.

Wonga on so many levels

Not sure how anyone can write him off considering his management experience consists of the ten or so games he had to save us after the JFK fiasco

Couldn't agree more. Just because they take their whacko religion seriously doesn't mean the rest of us have to. Public apology ffs

It might be a good move for him if the owners weren't such total knackers

It's a joke ffs, a not particularly funny or offensive one. Agree that the tip toing around the Muslims is becoming ridiculous. If they want to live in a multi cultural society they need to stop taking themselves so bloody seriously.