Dr Gloom

I can go for a wee and consciously stay asleep (if that makes sense!) I even resumed a dream the other day when I got back in bed. Impressive, I usually end up splashing back on my knees if I try to stay half asleep during the late night wee run.

A hat granddad

Warm boxers, beanie and socks. Keep them on the radiator. Warms you up in all the right places on these frosty mornings

Good work, nice one.

Wonder what's going on in the fanny rat's subconscious there then. Not the smartest metaphor for a man with his history

fingers crossed for you and your old man stevie. bad craic.

yeah but those extra 10 steps mean having to put the light on and waking up properly when i get up for my midnight leak. makes all the difference.

what's the point in being in power if you abandon all your principles in the process? they've taken arse raping after arse raping from their coalition "partners". clegg has set the party back 20 years. they've lost any credibility they once have.

outrageous that this bill could end up on the statute book. fucking tories man - stop fucking with the nhs! for all its faults, it's a great british institution worth fighting for. the lib dems could have done a lot more in that regard, the cowards.

just done a loft conversion in my new house. about to move in from a rented place we've been in for a year. can't wait. first time i've ever had an ensuite, which is belter because i'm up at least once a night for a slash these days. what's that all about? that's something that only starts in your 30s. i always try and ignore the urge to leak and try to get back to sleep but it's impossible - the trip to the toilet always wins before sleep can recommence. nice to be able to just nip into an en suite rather than down the corridor to the main bathroom. too much information? the downside is me and the wife have pumped every last penny into this new house and now have zero savings so i doubt i'll be contributing much to this thread in the near future.

Awful fishing effort that like Ken. Better you stick to talking about sports the convicts are half good at, like cricket. Oh, hang on....

did agreed. didn't fancy another failure did he. blatantly on the cards too

You all have had a great season thus far. Where in the table do you see Newcastle finishing? Do you have what it takes to finish about Arsenal, Liverpool, or even Chelsea? we've had an absolute belter. better than anyone expected. after the start we've made, i'm hoping for top 6. Where do you see Spurs finishing this season? top 4. you look a quality outfit. probably 3rd as the manchester clubs look like they've got a bit more than the rest but you lot have closed the gap and look better than chelsea and arsenal for now. It seems like many Newcastle fans questioned the hiring of Alan Pardew at first. What are your thoughts on him now? he's won us around. i was gutted when hughon was sacked after doing a superb job but to be fair to pardew he's done an unbelievable job in difficult circumstances. not many managers would put up with an owner like ashley but to be fair, pardew was desperate for a job when we took him on. What is your opinion of Harry Redknapp? dodgy. lucky not to go down but a good man manager. dead cert to take over the england job. Would you take Andy Carroll back at a reasonable price or have you moved on from him completely? Do you think he'll ever be able to regain his form at Liverpool? not as long as they keep playing him like he's torres. he's not. get balls into the box and he'll score. decent but limited striker. never worth 35m million. i'd take him back for 10-15m as he was never worth more than that. Are you surprised at the team's form after losing Nolan, Carroll and Barton in a short space of time? yes. knew little about last summer's signings but most of them have done well and we haven't missed the key players in the squad from the previous couple of years like i thought we would. How highly do you rate Tim Krul? Do you fear losing him in the summer? top keeper. i reckon he'll stay for now but will probably move on in time if a mega offer comes in. Who is your favorite Newcastle player to watch play? Favorite Spurs player to watch? for you lot, bale. for us colocini Who are your top transfer targets in the summer and how many pieces do you need to add to be a legitimate top 4 threat (if any)? we're still a way off the top 4. next season will be tricky depending on whether the fat twat running the club decides to cash in on key players. most of us are hoping that our success this year has revived his enthusiasm for the club and that signing cisse is a sign of things to come Finally, what is your prediction for the match? Who scores? 3-1 to you lot.

yup, i'd like to see him used in both of those systems and alongside the players you have listed. i think i'd swap him and jonas around though. he has been disappointing given his obvious natural talent but i'm sure he'd do better with ba and cisse ahead of him and tiote mopping up behind him than he's done in recent games when he's had ameobi and best to aim at and poorer defensive players to protect him when he inevitably gives the ball away from time to time.

Huh! yer joking aren't you? One of LM's most annoying habits is stating people have said something when in actual fact they haven't. He once referred to me posting on NO and I don't even know what or where it is. Toontastic is my One & Only, I don't look at or post on any other forum. His other most annoying habit is sounding like a broken record going on and on and on about prior owners and another era. His worst habit is his ME ME ME, I'm always right, I know more than anyone!! that's why i stopped engaging with him. no point trying to have a discussion with someone that makes stuff up and accuses you of saying stuff you never said (particularly when he has no proof to back up his assertions). if this spell in the creche forces leazesmag to stop drowning the board with his obsession and in turn start posting about stuff that the majority of us want to read, he does have it in him when he tries, then both he and the board will be better for it.

A separate forum for LM is an excellent idea. I've had him on ignore for ages. It helps to a point but he still dominates almost every thread on here and turns every topic back to his favourite argument- even in threads I start ffs. It's annoying that it still happens and for that I blame 'the others' that raise to his bait. Making all offenders do time in the leazes forum sounds like the only way to stop the madness without resorting to outright banning.

But for every 1 good post there are hundreds of the same old drivel. I'm happy to play the percentage game and keep him on ignore.

I have no idea what LM is writing but I can can hazard a guess. Kindly fuck off out of my thread you tedious old fart. You're not welcome.

It's bollocks though innit. A supporter and a fan basically means the same thing.

These puns are going way to phall. Chana what I mean?

just don't go bhajin in there.

supporter and fan means the same to me like i must confess.

time for revenge - post multiple shit reviews on every site you can think of using multiple usernames. keep them coming until they get the message basically.

bad craic steve and renton. hope everything works out for you both and your families.

Well, the recipe's in my head really but I always stick in some chipotles. These are dried, smoked chillies. You can get them at Mmm... Deli in the Grainger Market as well as some supermarkets. You can also get them online at places like South Devon Chilli farm. Basically, a bit like dried porcini mushrooms, you stick them in some hot water to soften them before removing the stalks and chopping them up. Keep the juice too and throw that in. Basically what it imparts is that smoky, barbecue sauce flavour, plus extra heat. I also add cumin, dried oregano, and ground coriander. I put fresh coriander in as well. You add the fresh coriander leaves near the end of cooking but you should chop the stalks up and add them too for flavour. The stalks need to be cooked a bit longer though. I also add fresh lime juice and a bit of tequila too. Another addition is cocoa powder but go easy on it (teaspoon or two). Also, the longer you cook it the better but the beans should only be cooked for the last 15 mins or so to stop them getting mushy. I also add soy instead of salt but that's a decent tip for for any stews, soups etc. If I think of owt else, I'll let you know plenty of ground cumin, fresh coriander, bbq sauce and three differnet types of chilis ( i use fresh green chilli, dried and jalapenos) = the don of chillies