Dr Gloom

the spa there is lush. took the wife there for a night last year.

pardew's his drinking buddy isn't he? he must have been sat there watching that thinking, "there goes our chances of getting swp or ireland in"

i'm hungover. can that be described as a mood?

i looked at it as a wedding venue. the grounds and golf course looked nice but i wasn't that impressed with the wedding room - it was massive but didn't have any windows, which was a bit odd. ended up getting married in matfen hall instead which i thought had a lot more character.

sounds about right

about time those two fossils were replaced. i can't stand the pair of them

Is that a wig? yeah

fay play to barton. he's answered his critics on the pitch. i must admit i thought he was finished. but he desveres a new contract as he's been one of our best players this season and if he does take a pay cut to stay then he'll go up even further in my estimation.

I'm not having a go at him, he's a good looking chap, but you can tell who the office workers are. If I was eating a packet of hoola hoops, I could fit one round his arms, and HMHM's. i was trimming down for my wedding when that picture was taken. i'm loads fatter these days.

it is a myth. good time to load up on carbs and protein though

Dear me you're another one who looks like a recovering anorexic, the amount of blokes with skinny arms on here. Do nen of yous do any physical work at all? lean mate, not skinny

hey, we've got matching vests.

this is what i call an embarrasing picture. my excuse is it was taken on my stag do. i don't usually dress like that

He's very good isn't he

Agreed. This thread should be locked

Shame if true. He's young and promising. I doubt he expects first team football every week at his age. Defintely good enough to be an understudy in this league.

don't forget to tie your kangaroo down sport

depends on who wins the cups doesn't it?

we only need three more wins to be almost certain of staying up and we've three of our best players set to return plus hopefully a signing or two in the window. this is still chris hughton's side. pardew is playing the same players int he same positions and they're still playing with the same spirit. the legue is tight but it would take a monumental fuck up for us to get pulled into the relegation fight from here.

look at the positives. we took two points from two sides in the top 6. results we would have been happy with before the games with our squad on paper. gutted to lose points in both games in that manner though obviously

blow up ref ffs

shut up man

bit dark but fun. makes me want to roll back ten years and get my raving boots on

can we change the thread title? it keeps making me nervous.