shakermaker

not remember the last time we were linked with him and everyone boooed the idea....hindsight is a wonderful isnt it,and it may not even prove to be that come easter!!

n'zogbia has his limitations,bit naive and not as strong as he will be,but surely more effective than robert has been for the last 2 years. htl mate,you quote facts/stats,you know how stats can be manipulated!!

PR disaster of Newcastle United proportions of they broadcast it. Even more so if they took the wise precaution of pulling it initially. 51741[/snapback] Do you think Alex Ferguson will take leaf out of Graeme Souness' book of management techniques and kick him out ....... 51914[/snapback] if i say yes,keane will be gone by the summer,you'll say it's down to his age.

i dont post too much on here,buti'lll often log on to see whats just been put on,perhaps make a reply or two,then i get hooked int arcade,just one more game.....TWATS. .......and i'm crap at them all!!!!!!

Well, technically, that used to be true. 50675[/snapback] Watch it, anyway don't you do a lass's job? 50677[/snapback] Case of mistaken identity I think. I'm a professional loafer - how many of them are women? 50678[/snapback] I thought you were a nurse mate. 50680[/snapback] Fucking hell, I would be a disgrace to the nurses' profession, the amount of time I'm on here! I'm a medical writer. 50692[/snapback] in which publications do you write on medical matters ?

"goodbye toulouse"-the stranglers

2 cheap shots......... drink for 24hrs on the 29th,have the next 24hrs in bed,then got the party looing like that saying "i'm on....i'm on!" ...scares the hell out out of most blokes. go perfectly normal,then half an hour from the end of the party,tell hubby your preggers...at least scaring the very life out of one person will get you some points for viciousness.

why should he only be rememebered for the good stuff,when you die you should be remembered for your entire life not just the nice bits. george best....fantastically talented footballer,could have been the best in the world,alchoholic.

at a stag doo in chester in the summer,been drinking through the afternoon,walking from bar to bar,when a stroppy poncy teen through his mcburgerchicken box away...one of our number picked it up and ran after him "sorry mate,you droppped this" he with his 4 mates "yeah ...and"...then the 4 of us strolled up,my mate said"listen,i dont want to live in your rubbish,so it goes in the bin or you do?"...guess what happened ?

just the idea of "big brother" and "star" are giving me a headache.

quite like mark bright as a summariser,tends to pick up on the little things you miss,ian wright is a "name" with little talent but lots of enthusiasm in front of the cameras. on the subject of racism....brummies !!!!! only time i can stand that accent is adrian chiles/childs/childes/chillblaines ???????,fan with a funny dour streak,if we do them tomorrow motd2 may be fun.

i wonder what the position if pompey decide "best get rid" ?are we left paying his wages or was there a contact that means they do ?

SLURPS

good grief....charlie brown

employs a thai woman to pick the fluff out from his toes,and then ejaculates the second she leaves the room

it must have to do with the position you are in,hence needing a headmisstrissy type figure to get your rocks off on......(i've got young kids---sarah jane off tikkabilla for me)... anyway teachers waas very funny,could have been worse you could have been wanking about the geordie!!!!!

he's always been unfortunate to have to play up front on his own or alongside shearer,which doesnt suit him.he's not forst 11 by any stretch,but not nearly as bad as quite a few try to make out.

it's very first division and very lancashire..bit like the "oohh oohh how you scored that goal" shite from not so long ago.the "easy" stuff is embarrasing.

uses said cigars on other persons pubes

you've got blokes 3/4 length combats etc...thats etc...what is causing offence is the female 3/4 length dress pants(proper suit type of thing)looks bloody stupid girls,don't do it,you'll only bbe holding yourselves up to ridicule in a month or two

how did stevie wonder get such nimble fingers ? his mam used to put the sweets on the fireplace.

out of a mug=into a mug...i love the equalibrium

57 years and 7,000 fine....goood fun though

no.no knowladge of player or level...seems like it's not one o f ours as with the hamstring plague we've used every bugger since then........we just have a collective guilty concious!

this could sound bloody awful(geddit) but was the attempted suicide the "pills and vodka "variety..ie it'll scare people but i'll survive,or the i'll stand in front of a train,no turning back variety ?