catmag

Courtesy of my brother.. My wife called me a "sick and twisted" pervert earlier after she went upstairs to use the computer and found semen on the mouse. "Our children touch that!!" she screamed at me. To be fair though, the sawdust had soaked most of it up and they're due to clean the little bastard out anyway...

My cups have been spilling over for years tbh..

Catmag, you got a recipe for them? They sound lush! I used this one and they were lovely, although I would put a touch more cinnamon in the next time. And I ignored the walnuts because I don't do nuts.. http://www.bbc.co.uk...namuffins_71268 Cheers Pet Will give them a bash this weekend Good luck! They're dead easy. Little tip - use large cupcake cases rather than little bun cases if you've got them because they rise quite a lot and spill over.

Catmag, you got a recipe for them? They sound lush! I used this one and they were lovely, although I would put a touch more cinnamon in the next time. And I ignored the walnuts because I don't do nuts.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bananamuffins_71268

I've got a slow leak through my kitchen ceiling because there's evidently a leak under the bath. Whichever fucking imbecile installed the bathroom years ago decided it would be a good idea to tile the bath into place on all sides and across the front panel, which means I'm going to have to smash the front off it for the plumber to get under it and have a look. I hate anything going wrong in the house, it just upsets my karma

A third?! Good god. You said it cost a fortune in the first place. No consideration for the fact it was medical reasons?

Congrats! Has Australia been postponed because of the dodgy ticker?

if that's the case does that mean that depression wasnt the cause of his suicide? Tragic events obviously but would I be completely wrong to suggest that there was an element of selfishness there then? All of us are wrong to assume we know anything about this at all, and therefore aren't fit to be passing judgements of any kind. Ultimately 2 little boys are going to bed tonight knowing their daddy isn't there and never will be again. That in itself is a tragedy.

I'm just desperately sad for everyone left behind who has to try and make sense of this and will probably never get an answer. I'm crying for someone I never met, because of something he could never tell anyone - that just breaks my heart

I guess this shows just how little any of us know about anyone's lives. I'm heartbroken to think that someone who was so loved and respected felt like this was the only option open to him. His poor, poor wife and boys. We should all hold our own children and loved ones a little bit closer today. RIP Gary x

Really proud of you petal!

It's not Christmas til you hear Fairytale of New York on the radio though.

FYP. Jeez man, why didn't you go to A&E for some morphine?!

Which ballet was it berb?

Glad you enjoyed it I'm at work so unfortunately I missed it.

Just watched Susanna milfing up Breakfast news. Gets me up in the morning You might want to keep an eye on Children in Need tonight..

Watching Michael Buble on last nights Children in Need concert. My Friday just got a whooooooooole lot better!

Your birthday off and a day for Christmas shopping?! Are you working in Toytown??

Have a happy day, lovely Martin xx

I'm making banana and cinnamon muffins in the morning. Get your orders in now..

My dad only asked for 2 camels when we were in Morocco for me - I feel cheated!

Looks like the camel-toe will be the end of him cos he's not going back into the jungle!

There's a hell of a lot of over-exaggeration in this here Gazza sob story.. Yes, he was poor but a tin bath that they filled with a kettle?! He's only 7 years older than me! And 4 bottles of whisky per day would have put him into an alcohol induced coma on the very first day.

Gazza on Piers Morgan after X-Factor.

Yeah it's good to stand back and take stock of your life occasionally. Especially today being Armistice Day. Sounds pretty heavy but our lives could be so different and we owe a huge debt of gratitude for every person who fought/continues to fight for us.