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1. I have a new Dyson hoover which I'm stupidly excited about 2. I also have a friend called Dyson which amuses me greatly (the name, not him personally) 3. I'm going away in a couple of weeks and really looking forward to it 4. I have an open tooth socket and it continues to cause me much pain and miserableness 5. I feel like a Raggy Doll that needs to be put in the Reject Bin

I am neither drunk nor a woman! nor do you fill our world with mirth Fuck you bitch! Such a charmer!

He did win, but it was a cracking match in the end. Considering Nadal is only 21 he's already one hell of a player. Jamie Murray (GB) in the doubles final now.

Posh and Beckham at the Grand Prix? Since when have they been F1 fans? Oh hang on, the attention would have been on Silverstone or Wimbledon this weekend instead of them so I suppose it was a given that they'd turn up at one or the other......

Have a really fab day petal. And happy birthday to Andrew Flintoff too. And my brother

Sober here too. Very boring

Hope you have a very happy day mister, and I'll buy you a vodka and coke at the next game

snakehips - you're an absolute fruitcake

Federer vs Nadal in the mens final tomorrow. Ladies final about to start. C'mon Bartoli

oooohhh ...imagine all the fridge magnets you can pick up in those places I'll be picking plenty up for myself so I shall definitely bring you some back petal

Good job those kind footballers donated a days wages for Nurses, they are clearly underpaid. I won't ever see any of that footballers money unfortunately All being paid for with overtime money and a recent windfall. Because I'm worth it

I'm going to Victoria Falls in Zambia for a few days then onto Johannesburg, Durban, safari at Kruger National Park, Garden Route, Port ELizabeth and then 5 days at a posh hotel in Cape Town. Bring it on

Never heard of any of them films like

A chilling story

You won't die, you're too fucking stubborn You are absolutely correct actually! I didn't die, although I'm extremely close to hacking my own head off to get rid of the pain at the moment. They cleverly disguise the name of metal pliers to 'molar forceps' They were fucking pliers and I could feel him twisting the tooth out with them. Now Mr Fish, me and you need to have a word about your use of the word 'pendulous'

That's really good news Greg. Dead pleased for you

Happy birthday you pedantic, pompous, arrogant fucker! Mwah!

I'm not sure I can ever speak to you again now knowing you do that. Quite simply vile.

I'm off to have a wisdom tooth out with no sedation. See yous later if I don't die

Baldy, baldy bumlicker!!!!

He's busy on MSN.

Have a very happy day.

Hedgehogs tend to have fleas mind

Post a picture up Cath. In the name of world peace There's one in my profile. No - not of my nipples!! Getting sexier all the time them cath I shall refrain from putting the black leather catsuit pic up. Wouldn't want to do your ticker any damamge

He's not looking particularly relaxed out there it must be said. Lopez is cool as a cucumber and playing well.