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I'm a nurse. We're not allowed to wear scrubs outside of theatre so we have an alternative uniform.

God, that's just unbearable. I would have probably topped myself by now at the thought of that. Put it this way if they did catch the fucka and thats what had went on I'd be doing a Jack Ruby, no doubt about it, sick fucks. Gonna have to stop reading this thread, I end up seething everytime i do The mother and father should be exposed for what they are, unfit parents. As radgie says if it had of been a commoner the other kids would have been in care already and she would have a lynch mob waiting for her back in England. It's not the time or the place to be criticising the parents yet again. If it's making us feel sick to our stomachs then imagine the sheer desperation that they're going through right now.

Are they indigenous to Hartlepool Marina?

God, that's just unbearable.

Think the boss was going to inform the police actually so that whoever is doing it will hopefully shit themselves when they find out.

You missed out the incessant drumming

Wtf?! Exactly what it says on the tin. She came into work the other day to find the straps on the back of her theatre shoes had been cut through, making them unwearable and that her 'outdoor uniform' (we have tunics and trousers for meetings outside theatre) had strips cut all the way up them from the bottom. As she went to leave the other day she found her outdoor shoes full of Aquagel and her own clothes cut. It's horrible because she's the nicest, most placid lass you could ever meet and no-one could possibly have anything against her which is making it all the more upsetting. I rang her at home last night to see if she was okay and she just doesn't want to come back in case something else happens. Spiteful, childish and completely unnecessary behaviour. Like I said, god help whoever it is when we find out because most of the department will be ready for them

Leeds > Sheffield I have chebs therefore I am win.

Duke Special - Last Night I Nearly Died. I'm loving this. It makes me want to cry but in a good way. I think

Perspective can also be misleading. Planes that look like they're about to collide can actually be miles apart in reality.

What was the scenario?

Is it a constant problem or does it just happen if you're doing something fiddly? It's worth getting it checked out like. Most common cause is anxiety, but if you can rule that out then it's possibly something like low blood sugar. Difficult to say really.

It is lush I had only brought bread and cheese to work with me though.

It was a huge disappointment but it staved off the hunger for now Used to go out with this bloke who didn't have a toaster so his culinary speciality was beans on bread

Dear me

1. I was bloody starving so I've just had some cheese on toast. As there was no way of melting the cheese I just made toast and put lumps of cheese on the top. It wasn't great 2. I too have a really sore throat. There are many nasty bugs going around at the moment. 3. I've got Night Owls on and I'm hoping that it's Geoff from Benwell's night to be on so I can have a giggle. 4. One of my best mates at work is being victimised by a complete coward who has cut up her clothes with scissors while they were hanging up in the changing room. If I find out who is doing it I'm going to kick them into the middle of next week. 5. I want someone to make me a coffee. Any takers?

Dear gawd. Are your lives that boring?!

That is truly, truly terrible

Poor bloke has probably been sat all day thinking that nobody loves him! Hope you've had a class day, Chris

Is it still spurting blood from an artery? Nah, I did just put a plaster on it and it seems fine. Only gives me a zombie-like look. So stitches are only necessary to stanch blood? No, just if the wound is gaping and the edges need to be brought together.

That really was fucking enormous rain!!

Is it still spurting blood from an artery?

No cheerleaders with corned-beef legs please.

That would be just you morphing into a student vagrant, you old tramp. Cath I've got one for you. If one has been infected with tetanus and then has a tetanus shot, do you exhibit tetanus symptoms? You wouldn't exhibit tetanus symptoms from the tetanus shot itself as it's actually a serum that stimulates the body to make antibodies. You might have a bit of redness/swelling and mebbes a couple of days of feeling achy afterwards but that should be it. If the tetanus bacteria has got into your body from the cat scratch the other day then the symptoms are usually pretty severe. Spasms around the infected scratch site and in the jaw/facial/neck muscles along with a high fever and breathing problems etc. What's the craic? Have you been poorly since it happened?

Evil, evil people. Had some work done on my front teeth last week and I thought he was going to drill right through into my head. Bloody horrible.