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I'm too cool for that tbh, buses actually reverse to get to me. Will you listen to him...

Swam competitively as a teenager, had tennis coaching for a bit and was canny enough at netball and hockey. Couldn't run to catch a bus like.

Well it's pointless booking it if hardly anyone's playing. You lot have got a lot to learn. You need a definitive "Look, I need names and I need them NOW or I'll kick your head in...etc..." kind of post. It works when I'm sorting pissups out

Oh the mental images!

That reminds me, been meaning to buy some floor tiles.. Martin, that's cheeky!

Look I just want to know if it's on or not? I nominate you to do it for us then. I only organise large-scale pissup events for parties of over 20 that include dinner, dancing and hardened drinking. None of this piddling little 5-a-side malarkey

God, you lot are fucking useless! Is someone going to nominate themselves to organise this and book the pitch etc or are you just all going to sit at your computers and go "So is this still on then?"

Imagine if it did happen in football though. Mourinho or Ferguson being found murdered after a match. Madness! No more madness that it happening in Cricket though tbf No, I agree with you. I'm just struggling to get my head round it in general and was trying to imagine it happening in football...

Imagine if it did happen in football though. Mourinho or Ferguson being found murdered after a match. Madness!

Well you are about as old as the relics they dig up ...OK, that may pushing the Comedy Quote Edit envelope a little too far. You see, I couldn't post that as I'm 2 years older than him But you're free to Comedy Edit all you like honey...

Well you are nearly 30

1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". 2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before. 3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start dreaming of having a son who might instead. 4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section. 5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46. 6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park. 7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden. 8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them. 9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of most of the things that are in it. 10. You start to worry about your parents' health. 11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid. 12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your children. 13. Pop music all starts to sound the same. 14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really nice half-bottle of house red. 15. You always have enough milk in. 16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents. 17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals. 18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear. 19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q. 20. You wish you had a shed. 21. You have a shed. 22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in my day...." 23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has some really interesting guests on. 24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, You tut at rowdy school children. 25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets. 26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me?"

Good luck in theatre

Oh your welcome. You're nearly a doctor - you will soon learn that no subject is taboo when it is perfectly normal

Hell no! I'm certain of that. Immaculate conception? Nah. Decorators are round

Hell no! I'm certain of that.

Oh it's no joke!

I've been puking since half 4. Sick of the sight of the inside of my toilet

It really wasn't worth all the carry on that we've had this week but I do really like it. Echo the sentiments about liking the mostly black style aswell.

Our school has a carol service at the end of term. No idea why. With CHRISTMAS carols? ...Ok hymns. Oh you muppet

I really hope it has pink on it

Our school has a carol service at the end of term. No idea why. With CHRISTMAS carols?

No, but I can't be arsed to ask again.

Complete night owl which is why nightshifts suit me fine.