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so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet? Now that would just be cruel! Which roughly translated means Cath's thinking "Hmmmm....good idea!!!"

Yes burn the house down. That's an astonishingly good idea. Well done Goujon! Chicken goujon!! Did you see what I did there? Did ya?!

Ohhh no thunder please! Although it is going dark again......

I've just put a chicken in the oven for tea later so I'd best say no else I'll be a clucking funt before the day's out... Martin!!

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet? Now that would just be cruel!

I've just put a chicken in the oven for tea later so I'd best say no else I'll be clucking before the day's out...

What a fucking pointless exercise. Either unveil the shirt or don't

Sounds like panic attacks, but it shouldn't really be happening when you're chilling with a couple of cans at home Any other common denominator to explain them? It used to always happen when watching channel 5, although just recently it happened on ITV Ahhh, you've been watching too much NUFC

Does it have any of the following on it... Sweetcorn, peppers, chilli, tuna or pineapple?

You deserve to have mice for being such a potty mouth

I'd tell everyone who has pissed me off exactly what I thought of them, spend time with the people who matter to me, travel to the places left on "the list" have a big fuck off party and make sure the cats were sorted out with a good home.

Sounds like panic attacks, but it shouldn't really be happening when you're chilling with a couple of cans at home Any other common denominator to explain them?

The weather has gone completely mental. It went pitch black, mad hailstones and now it's blue sky and gorgeous sunshine.

Nice, out of interest how much did you pay? £74.99 with postage from Natterjacks.com only place I could find em in my size Where are you mooring them? Just off the Millennium Bridge, silly!

They're supposed to be getting wed in June an'all. Hope she has a wash beforehand like cos she looks like she needs one. yes...meow

Boy stuff (i.e. I don't understand a word of it )

Almost definitely. I would recommend immediate amputation. Cath x

RACISM!!

Quite difficult to break the calcaneaus unless there's been a hell of an impact on it. Sounds more likely to be a soft tissue or ligament injury even if there's no swelling. Ibuprofen/elevation might do the trick to start with. How did you do it? If you're gonna say that you jumped off a wall onto your feet then ignore everything else I've said - yes it might be broken. When we I was a kid, my Dad was cutting down a tree that was overhanging our drive. Stupidly, he decided to cut through the trunk around where it began to branch out and as it slipped, it knocked him (and the still running chainsaw) clean off the ladder. his heel hit the concrete drive and according to the x-ray, was smashed into 16 pieces. They told him that if they opened his foot up, the pieces of bone would have just fallen out. The only way they could think of re-setting the heel was to force one of his shoes on under anaesthetic. The porter who was taking him down to theater thought he'd lost the plot Ouch

Stick a pin in your heed so it deflates a bit

Put a clothes peg on your nose and go and stand in the garden. Next!

It's up to you. Is it bad enough that it's happening often and it's worrying you? If so, then of course you should go to the doctors.

Won't be broken then - it's normally seen in jumpers and the like. You've not stood on anything that you know of?

A course of worming tablets should do it.

Not really. Im a lazy student Your sedentary lifestyle is causing your organs to slowly shut down Fuck! You serious? Yes! Run up and down stairs a few times - QUICK!! Tom, I have no idea why your breathing is irregular pet. Have you been watching porn?