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That's because the two lightest blue coloured shapes are actually rectangles and it asks you for the lightest blue SQUARE

Madness - been snowing again. Better pack it in before I have to walk to work

Doesn't actually say he wasn't guilty though, does it? Just that there wasn't enough evidence to prove it.

You're a geet fibber, Boyo!

Now you see, this is the kind of stuff I really don't like thinking about...

Yes burn the house down. That's an astonishingly good idea. Well done Goujon! Chicken goujon!! Did you see what I did there? Did ya?! Ahhh shaddap! He had 12 kinds of chicken on his lunchtime pizza man - it was topical

Lucky - being stuffed? Which sort of leads me to my other thought just now...I can just picture Cath walking into the taxidermists shop, proudly announcing: "Here you, I want my pussy stuffed now!" Er...I'll get me coat. I've already flung it out of the door for you My coat? Or your pussy? YOUR COAT!!

Lucky - being stuffed? Which sort of leads me to my other thought just now...I can just picture Cath walking into the taxidermists shop, proudly announcing: "Here you, I want my pussy stuffed now!" Er...I'll get me coat. I've already flung it out of the door for you

Hell yes. I hate being cold Cheery bunch today, aren't we?!

You've really thought about this haven't you, Stevie?

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet? Now that would just be cruel! Which roughly translated means Cath's thinking "Hmmmm....good idea!!!"

Yes burn the house down. That's an astonishingly good idea. Well done Goujon! Chicken goujon!! Did you see what I did there? Did ya?!

Ohhh no thunder please! Although it is going dark again......

I've just put a chicken in the oven for tea later so I'd best say no else I'll be a clucking funt before the day's out... Martin!!

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet? Now that would just be cruel!

I've just put a chicken in the oven for tea later so I'd best say no else I'll be clucking before the day's out...

What a fucking pointless exercise. Either unveil the shirt or don't

Sounds like panic attacks, but it shouldn't really be happening when you're chilling with a couple of cans at home Any other common denominator to explain them? It used to always happen when watching channel 5, although just recently it happened on ITV Ahhh, you've been watching too much NUFC

Does it have any of the following on it... Sweetcorn, peppers, chilli, tuna or pineapple?

You deserve to have mice for being such a potty mouth

I'd tell everyone who has pissed me off exactly what I thought of them, spend time with the people who matter to me, travel to the places left on "the list" have a big fuck off party and make sure the cats were sorted out with a good home.

Sounds like panic attacks, but it shouldn't really be happening when you're chilling with a couple of cans at home Any other common denominator to explain them?

The weather has gone completely mental. It went pitch black, mad hailstones and now it's blue sky and gorgeous sunshine.

Nice, out of interest how much did you pay? £74.99 with postage from Natterjacks.com only place I could find em in my size Where are you mooring them? Just off the Millennium Bridge, silly!

They're supposed to be getting wed in June an'all. Hope she has a wash beforehand like cos she looks like she needs one. yes...meow