catmag

I really, really, REALLY need to go to the MetroCentre and it's just not happening. I've even cleaned the house as an excuse to not go...

Gawd, who let that old bassa in?

Chuck a firework in. Then watch how fast they can fucking move

Happy birthday for what's left of it!

Paracetamol. Slow and painful - just like the match.

I can't watch this van Gaal interview. I want to punch his already mashed-up face in

I was this >< close to applying for these yesterday but thought I wouldn't tempt fate

The fact that we scored 4 was a bit of a freak occurence like. They were always going to be our toughest challenge so far and are proving exactly that. We need to get our heads together over half-time and start from scratch with something that resembles confident, effective play instead of headless-chicken-that-looks-like-it's-about-to-shit-itself football.

Fucking hell man, this is torture

It's not funny. He needs to fucking watch himself and keep his head before he gets sent off. Idiot (Taylor, not you )

Not sure if I remember right, but you work in the operating theatre don't you? Hope so because your bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. He's got a cut up his nose man! If his leg was hanging off I might be a bit more sympathetic! And there's absolutely nothing wrong with my bedside manner, I'll have you know

I dunno It'll probably heal itself if you keep your fingers out of your nose. There's probably some cream you can use to stick up there if it doesn't sort itself out before too long. If it starts oozing pus or anything then go to the doc

Can I nominate Gemmill for this c*nts thread please.....

Finished this morning, now on another weeks holiday with a couple of overtime nights thrown in next week for good measure.

Oh listen to this - apparently the current protocol is that you have to go through 2 episodes of mind-numbing pain and looking like a frigging hamster before they then deem it necessary to refer you to have them out. Despite initial x-rays showing that both wisdom teeth on my bottom jaw are growing into my jawbone and will need digging out with a fucking pneumatic drill/ hammer and chisel combo.

My partially erupted, severley impacted, twatting bastard of a wisdom tooth is being a bit of a c-word today if I may say so

You'll be next

Good night, Radg? actually quite good ...he came home about 2 hours ago!!! Don't you just lurvwe putting the world to rights with pissed peeps Aye, there's nowt quite like it The highlight of my night has been doing my Tesco shopping and keeping tabs on my mate who has been admitted to labour ward with sproglet imminent

Good night, Radg?

The N-O lot are a bunch of cunts. There you go.

What this thread needs is penguins in jumpers.

Under The Bridge - RHCP

"Jonny Keeps Going and Going." Okay, who's been talking?! Oh listen to you...

Any time, any place, Catmag. Okay, who's been talking?!