catmag

Not sure if I remember right, but you work in the operating theatre don't you? Hope so because your bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. He's got a cut up his nose man! If his leg was hanging off I might be a bit more sympathetic! And there's absolutely nothing wrong with my bedside manner, I'll have you know

I dunno It'll probably heal itself if you keep your fingers out of your nose. There's probably some cream you can use to stick up there if it doesn't sort itself out before too long. If it starts oozing pus or anything then go to the doc

Can I nominate Gemmill for this c*nts thread please.....

Finished this morning, now on another weeks holiday with a couple of overtime nights thrown in next week for good measure.

Oh listen to this - apparently the current protocol is that you have to go through 2 episodes of mind-numbing pain and looking like a frigging hamster before they then deem it necessary to refer you to have them out. Despite initial x-rays showing that both wisdom teeth on my bottom jaw are growing into my jawbone and will need digging out with a fucking pneumatic drill/ hammer and chisel combo.

My partially erupted, severley impacted, twatting bastard of a wisdom tooth is being a bit of a c-word today if I may say so

You'll be next

Good night, Radg? actually quite good ...he came home about 2 hours ago!!! Don't you just lurvwe putting the world to rights with pissed peeps Aye, there's nowt quite like it The highlight of my night has been doing my Tesco shopping and keeping tabs on my mate who has been admitted to labour ward with sproglet imminent

Good night, Radg?

The N-O lot are a bunch of cunts. There you go.

What this thread needs is penguins in jumpers.

Under The Bridge - RHCP

"Jonny Keeps Going and Going." Okay, who's been talking?! Oh listen to you...

Any time, any place, Catmag. Okay, who's been talking?!

Short hair on a bloke. Used to go to Toni and Guy or John Gerard in town until I practically had to take out a mortgage to pay for a haircut. Now go to a small salon run by 2 blokes in town where its half the price, good craic and they sorted out the ginger barnet for me!

Boy stuff

We did worse than that. We found out that one the lasses keys opened his bedroom door so while he was out we went in and mixed up his lovingly alphabetised/colour co-ordinated CD, video, book, socks, shirts and tie collections. He went fucking mental

There is a town next to where my parents live called Dufftown. I know this lass who lives in Springfield of all places. Is she yellow?

You're also one of the biggest tossers I've ever met. (A bloke I lived with as a student nurse. The most anally retentive, patronising fuckwit I've ever had the misfortune to meet.) Was he a bit chubby too? No because he used to meticulously weigh out every portion of food he ever ate on a set of scales and lecture the girls in the house about how overeating and drinking too much would make us put on weight and therefore become unattractive to men. He saw this as his duty. He was also a screaming bender

You're also one of the biggest tossers I've ever met. (A bloke I lived with as a student nurse. The most anally retentive, patronising fuckwit I've ever had the misfortune to meet.)

Congratulations!! Why didn't you say that's why you'd put all that weight on?

NO I'm straight Funny someone should mention that, as I found myself looking and looking and looking and looking at that earlier this evening. Now its gone Time for a partially undressed Gooch mebbes?

Mine are all boring

That kitten right at the beginning is the lushest thing ever