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That's awful RIP.

Not really. Im a lazy student Your sedentary lifestyle is causing your organs to slowly shut down

Quite difficult to break the calcaneaus unless there's been a hell of an impact on it. Sounds more likely to be a soft tissue or ligament injury even if there's no swelling. Ibuprofen/elevation might do the trick to start with. How did you do it? If you're gonna say that you jumped off a wall onto your feet then ignore everything else I've said - yes it might be broken.

Have you had a cold/flu/been over-exerting yourself? Alternatively it might be a pulmonary embolism or something

Seriously. I don't know the full story, but you can just see the dozy cock setting sail for home in it. "Taxi? Fuck the taxi. I'm going by pedalo." You can definitely see it

Have a fab day pet!

Cracking job by Hamilton to qualify 4th in his first F1 qualifying session

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? I've told you, when you pass your test, then you can give me directions. *waits for EXPLOSION* You don't have to have passed your test to know where roads in Manchester lead when you've lived there for 10 years. [/serene calmness]

I did think that was class like

Tis for me at the mo, although I've just managed to get into my Hotmail for the first time in a couple of hours so it may be on the mend..

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott?

Sorry to hear that, Craig. Hope the rest of the weekend is better

You mean in the way that Terry Wogan makes a difference by collecting 8 grand for doing Children in Need? Terry and I have fallen out since I found out about that

To be fair, it was Lenny Henry that set the whole thing up in the first place so that's why he still fronts it. I don't buy into this 'knock charity nights' thing cos although it may not be the best television in the world, they 'celebrities' are at least doing something to make a difference rather than sitting on their fat arses raking their money in.

I really, really, REALLY need to go to the MetroCentre and it's just not happening. I've even cleaned the house as an excuse to not go...

Gawd, who let that old bassa in?

Chuck a firework in. Then watch how fast they can fucking move

Happy birthday for what's left of it!

Paracetamol. Slow and painful - just like the match.

I can't watch this van Gaal interview. I want to punch his already mashed-up face in

I was this >< close to applying for these yesterday but thought I wouldn't tempt fate

The fact that we scored 4 was a bit of a freak occurence like. They were always going to be our toughest challenge so far and are proving exactly that. We need to get our heads together over half-time and start from scratch with something that resembles confident, effective play instead of headless-chicken-that-looks-like-it's-about-to-shit-itself football.

Fucking hell man, this is torture

It's not funny. He needs to fucking watch himself and keep his head before he gets sent off. Idiot (Taylor, not you )