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New game: Guess what she means? My guess is something to do with custard

Ohhhhhh dear

Dear me

Agreed Thirded

Choon! And Garraway looks like a bloke.

Van Morrison - Have I Told You Lately That I Love You? Awww..

Gutted for Reading after that glimmer of hope at the end there. Was expecting a ridiculous scoreline after the first 6 minutes.

I'll be able to 'do' the voice on Cath on Satdee Well hellooooooooooo EDIT: Trouble is, I'll only get a raspy 'whatchyouwant?' in return I look forward to it

I'll send some Vic over for you. Ordinarilly, I would volunteer to rub it in for you, but you know how bad man flu is and we don't want you catching that! Too late. I've already got it. Urgh. I'm so weak, I can hardly type Mrs hips has gone out as well! Does she not know I need pampering and feeling sorry for??? Where's my LEMSIP??? Mard arse

I'll send some Vic over for you. Ordinarilly, I would volunteer to rub it in for you, but you know how bad man flu is and we don't want you catching that! Too late. I've already got it. Urgh.

Full of snot here this morning like.

I sat next to him and his mrs at a gig (can't remember who). He was canny, she had a face like a smacked arse. She was no oil painting either Cath, get yourself in there. He deserves better I'm off to find Tyne Tees phone number....

Yeah I'll find a picture of that geek Mark Warr for you. "And in other news.......it has come to my attention that I'm a total drip!" Cheers Look what I found too.. Well I need to have something to brighten up my mornings after a hard night at work!

Can we have a thread about male early morning regional newsreaders instead?

Ooooooooooooooooo............ I've gone all teenager-y

But ginger would suit you!

I completely agree with you. I'm lucky in that my dad is my best mate and is the one person I can always rely on. I know not everyone is that lucky because parents are human beings first and not always the kind of human beings that you'd ever associate with had fate not dictated so.

Fuck me, do you think you can simplify it any more? Sometimes things can't be worked out and that's fucking life! You're right, sometimes they can't, but there are cases where family members don't talk to each other and it's been so long that they've practically forgotten the reasons why they're not speaking to each other. But why the need to speak?? Granted, people don't have to be nasty to each other, but I can't see the necessity to speak, just because they are family members. The term 'long time dead' means nowt imo. When we're dead, all emotion/feeling/thought process/regret is non existant. I think what I meant was that in the case of people who are just to stubborn to make the first move in making amends when they'd really quite like to, and then there's regret if something were to happen.

Fuck me, do you think you can simplify it any more? Sometimes things can't be worked out and that's fucking life! You're right, sometimes they can't, but there are cases where family members don't talk to each other and it's been so long that they've practically forgotten the reasons why they're not speaking to each other.

S'all gone

It was Toplass Easy mistake to make like

I had the cake.

Main winners for your perusal...... Best picture The Departed Best director Martin Scorsese, The Departed Best actor Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland Best actress Helen Mirren, The Queen Best supporting actress Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls Best supporting actor Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine Best foreign language film Das Leben der Anderen (aka The Lives of Others), Germany Best animated feature film Happy Feet Best adapted screenplay The Departed Best original screenplay Little Miss Sunshine Best visual effects Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Best cinematography Pan's Labyrinth Best art direction Pan's Labyrinth Best film editing The Departed Honorary Award Ennio Morricone

Look at it this way, whenever you go to confession you really don't want to be going into to much details for your sins but break lent with a bit of chocolate cake and you've got yourself a big confession but you're far from the mortal sin anguish! Do it, go on, it's only cake and it's your birthday anarl, go on you know you want to!!!![/satanliketemptation] (wanna an apple? ) Haven't been to confession for at least 10 years I'd be in there for fucking hours