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Had on then, I'll try it with IE and report back..

Due to my heart thing I had to have regular ECG's. for which the nurses had to shave a ptch of my chest. One of them thought it would be funny to shave the patch in the shape of a heart. So the others decided to follow suit. Kept the wife amused for ages. We would never do such a thing!! Must remember to try that one

Seems to have worked for me.

You want to try being on between midnight and 7am live chebcam? Not until you've gone to bed

You want to try being on between midnight and 7am

Anything's safe where you bloody work, dear! (no) Thanks

You don't even have to be nice to people. just stop a yard or so short of being an advert for post-natal abortion In this instance I'm agreeing with Dave ( ) Anyone is welcome here and all it takes is for someone to be up for a laugh, a bit of debate, and some canny craic. It's tiresome to see people landing just to throw a spanner in the works and to be intentionally obtuse for their own amusement Try and actually join in and you might find it's quite a canny place to be.

Can I assume this is not safe for work?

Happy new year, you old tart Hope it's a good one for you and yours. Hope work goes okay and travel back safe.

Oi shithead, Shush, I'm allowed

Aye, I'm doing 4-night weeks for the next few...

Oi shithead, it's not gentlemanly to call a lady by her surname! Yes, I got it and it's already gone in the post to your new next-door neighbour Matthew

I've done that one an'all man! Do you people not read anything?! ( I got there first Cat.... ) You know what? I've only just realised that you had white text in your post Fucking hell, I need to go to bed..

I didn't even have that glass of wine when I got home from work

Aye, but if you'd been a little bit cleverererer, then you'd have pulled a sickie tomorrow instead of today and then would have had a really long weekend. Ohh hang on, can I see a sickie tomorrow anyway? That's a bit too brazen even for me. Beans on toast and a Jack Daniels and coke for lunch. What a fucking tramp I am. A JD and coke at lunchtime?! Imagine the hangover in the morning!!

Aye, but if you'd been a little bit cleverererer, then you'd have pulled a sickie tomorrow instead of today and then would have had a really long weekend. Ohh hang on, can I see a sickie tomorrow anyway?

I've done that one an'all man! Do you people not read anything?!

Someday I'll be Saturday Night - Bon Jovi

Keep up man, Tom!

It's definitely worse for Kev and Veronica leaving like. Thank the lord for Marty

Yes, whatever! Careful you don't tip your breakfast tray over when you get down off your high horse Have you phoned work yet to tell them that you can't possibly come in as it's raining?

Specially for the ginger mackem..

Is that the one who looks through your net history to see where you've been during the night? This'll cheer him up I've got my own account which is password protected, and which I shall be shutting down in 5....4....3....

I seriously think I may have to have a glass of wine when I get home this morning. I've also just agreed to do some extra nights. On the plus side, the lovely bloke who is due to take over from me at 8am is usually here by about 7.15. Gerrin

Mika - Grace Kelly. I am liking Mika. I think he might be destined for great things