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"Jesus wept" doesn't even cover it. It's got fuck all to do with Shepherd and he needs to keep his fat nose out. God, he's a twat

Okay, okay - don't fight! Thanks for the info. I guess we'll just have to wait and see

Absolut is lush like. The citron one on the rocks - beeyootiful

Does anyone know if the date has been confirmed for when we play the Intertoto game? I know it'll be the 15th or 16th July but when will the decision be made?

^ ^ >'o'<

Shouldn't you be in the shower then instead of typing posts!!!

I need someone to do my shift at work tomorrow so I can watch the match. When I first realised I would be on an 8am til 8pm shift and would be missing the match I was disappointed but it was somehow bearable. Now that the WC under way, I'm gutted All I need is someone to wear some ER- stylee pyjamas, a daft hat and a mask and no one will be able to tell the difference. The likelihood of work being busy is minimal, but if by any chance you do get a patient, then this is an anaesthetic machine.. You must attach the patient to this to stop them dying. Any other questions - give me a call. Any takers?

Oooooooo Gareh!

Medina: "I'm an attention-seeking cock" would surely be more appropriate?

Bliddy hell. Goals galore!

*chucks a bucket of cold water over the lot of you* I've been in the garden most of the day (well I say garden but it's more like mud with weeds and a bit of a patio) and I think my face is bont Kept my fanny well under wrtaps you'll be disappointed to know

No idea, how long will it even be before there are visible changes to the body? 146790[/snapback] Probably weeks initially but there's loads of stages involved. I know that if a body is left in outdoor conditions then it can decompose down to a skeleton form in about 10 days, but it's longer with buried bods. Lovely subject!

Just........ why?

Charlie Brown - definitely

You've been sat doing that the past hour, haven't you? Cheers! 146483[/snapback] Half an hour mebbes I went to sit outside with my cuppa and the sun went in 146495[/snapback] There's a joke in there somewhere 146499[/snapback]

Press conference this morning - Erikkson with a face like fucking thunder "The last say in this story is Rooney's and mine" In other words - Butt Out Fergie! Clicky I'm not quite sure that "injury-free" is entirely accurate like...

Did your team win (not Jamaica before you ask)? 146494[/snapback] Winning was coming away with all of your front teeth in tact tbh. 146503[/snapback] Is that at the Four in Hand? Surely that's asking for bother considering there's roads on two side of it

You've been sat doing that the past hour, haven't you? Cheers! 146483[/snapback] Half an hour mebbes I went to sit outside with my cuppa and the sun went in

I think we should have a Liverpool section specially for Renton

Ohhhhh it's all very confusing...

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6301

I agree. Shite for him after his last injury and this close to the World Cup in a nothing game.

Gary Neville is notoriously a miserable git so that's hilarious!