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Medina: "I'm an attention-seeking cock" would surely be more appropriate?

Bliddy hell. Goals galore!

*chucks a bucket of cold water over the lot of you* I've been in the garden most of the day (well I say garden but it's more like mud with weeds and a bit of a patio) and I think my face is bont Kept my fanny well under wrtaps you'll be disappointed to know

No idea, how long will it even be before there are visible changes to the body? 146790[/snapback] Probably weeks initially but there's loads of stages involved. I know that if a body is left in outdoor conditions then it can decompose down to a skeleton form in about 10 days, but it's longer with buried bods. Lovely subject!

Just........ why?

Charlie Brown - definitely

You've been sat doing that the past hour, haven't you? Cheers! 146483[/snapback] Half an hour mebbes I went to sit outside with my cuppa and the sun went in 146495[/snapback] There's a joke in there somewhere 146499[/snapback]

Press conference this morning - Erikkson with a face like fucking thunder "The last say in this story is Rooney's and mine" In other words - Butt Out Fergie! Clicky I'm not quite sure that "injury-free" is entirely accurate like...

Did your team win (not Jamaica before you ask)? 146494[/snapback] Winning was coming away with all of your front teeth in tact tbh. 146503[/snapback] Is that at the Four in Hand? Surely that's asking for bother considering there's roads on two side of it

You've been sat doing that the past hour, haven't you? Cheers! 146483[/snapback] Half an hour mebbes I went to sit outside with my cuppa and the sun went in

I think we should have a Liverpool section specially for Renton

Ohhhhh it's all very confusing...

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=6301

I agree. Shite for him after his last injury and this close to the World Cup in a nothing game.

Gary Neville is notoriously a miserable git so that's hilarious!

I reckon you should name and shame all who PM'd you and asked for it tbh

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them 145907[/snapback] Aww, lookit that, I'm officially credible. Voddy and coke or a big girly cocktail for that lady at the next pissup! 145919[/snapback] Vodka and diet coke puhlease Can I have one now? I'm am on my lunch break...

Miserable buggers! Bet you're all texting it to someone as I type

Aye, but at least this is a new joke! Yours had cobwebs on it!

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them

Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the World Cup if he gets a Cortisone Injection. Beckham is reported as saying "If that fat fucker's having a new car then so am I!!"

Has the woman not got a mind of her own? If I was having a baby and someone else suggested a name for it that I didn't like, no amount of persuading would change my mind. I can just see it: "Oh go on then - it'll be a laugh!" Idiots.