catmag

It's bastard pissing down here and it's THUNDERING for fuck's sake!!! I've got a suntan which makes me look quite ridiculous in this weather!

And what characteristics makes that other one me?!

And where are the pictures that are going to persuade us girls and gays to watch it?!

Because they're sweaty animals and there's all manner of germs breed in their crotches at night

*Dutifully makes it and presents it to you with a sweet smile * *Then raides your wallet and goes shopping!*

*stands with arms folded, shaking head*

I watched Jarhead a couple of months ago and really enjoyed it. It's not my normal type of film but I was outnumbered when it came to the choice of film that evening! Oh, and I didn't need to ask any girlie questions about it

Sound, I'll have a piece of that action. And if it's booked, anyone fancy a spot of wrestling instead? 136504[/snapback] Aye, I'm in!

I've had word from (Aussie) Steve. He will be in attendance. He says it'll give us something nice to look at

Why has this thread turned into a Weight Watchers meeting?

Maybe you are used to going out for meals with a bunch of sweaty, dirty people but up here we tend to clean up before a good night out... And to think you call us Sweatys.. 136220[/snapback] Nah, I'm not going to be seen out with you if you're all stinking actually

date-rapist tbh. 136216[/snapback]

You bunch of wimps!

I don't get it...not one of your funnier ones. 136203[/snapback] I like Sammy better when he's pissed

Ah, are you Still On Speed? 136126[/snapback] Not so much anymore 136127[/snapback] And the Brown Ale?

Ah, are you Still On Speed?

I think you'll find we're already pretty sociable, thanks!

Looks like she's gagging. Unlucky!

Looks like I'm the first girlie on this morning then

I don't actually have anything in the world to leave to anyone at the moment which is quite sad really Scott can have the cats if he's willing to take them as he did such a good job while I was away On a lighter note - I wrote a will when I was about 7 and my mam still has it to this day. I left my mam and dad's television to the bloke down the road and a teddy called Edward to my Grandad.

When's this happening again, Cath? 135959[/snapback] 15th July petal.

Depends where you're going, it's not Greggs is it? 135889[/snapback] HanaHana. It's lersh.

I've never actually been brave enough to do that

Aww, thanks m'dear Loving the sig!

Not every word starting with Q has a U after it for example Qantas is one word with no 'u' following the Q. Maybe you're still jet lagged catmag Plus Qantas is the best airline in the world! 135913[/snapback] Aye, I knew the QANTAS thing, I was just a bit delirious I think. To be honest, they're by far the best airline I've ever flown with, I was just delayed out of Sydney on Friday, then got back to London to find the trains were only running as far as York. I'd travelled 11,000 miles only to end up on a bastard bus between York and Newcastle. Not amused.