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Too busy playing bad cop to themags' good cop. 117585[/snapback] I'll bet it's like watching Police Academy in Durham today

Still not answering the phone......

Ewwwwww Fuck knows who the lass is or where she fits into all this Anyway, I'm not sure whether something is happening at the moment cos he's not answering his phone. Gawd, it's like one of them daft books where you can choose multiple endings....

Reet. Here's a very quick summary. The lads dropped the 'money' off in the library and WHSmiths and kept an eye on proceedings only to find a tall, skinny skinhead lad mooching about the place and they clocked him straightaway. Turns out that this lad is definitely the one who they've been texting all along (eww) so we've no idea who the girl is or whether she even knows that her photo has been used in this scam. Anyway, the lad has seen pud and the mags hanging around in both the locations and believes they are plain clothes coppers try to nab him He text them saying something along the lines of 'fuck this - you're coppers' to which pud replied that he wasn't. This lad has now legged it but they don't know whether he's going to try and come back and collect the 'money' at some point.. What they want to know now is.. - Should they come clean to him, text him and admit the truth - Text him saying that yes, they are coppers, but if he meets them and admits what he was doing that they'll 'let him off with a warning' and them admit the truth. otherwise there'll be a warrant out for his arrest. Basically - scare the shit out of him - Start a fake police website with WANTED posters for him I've strongly advised against the last one by the way as impersonating a police officer is a bad, bad crime! Reet, quick replies please as they're now hanging round not knowing what to do....

Right, I've just had a phonecall from Pud. Give me two minutes to type it out cos he wants our advice about something, but stay tuned - this is funny....

UPDATE! "THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED! I REPEAT - THE MAGS IS GETTIN BRAYED!" I made that up by the way. 117547[/snapback] I have just text him asking them to be careful!

UPDATE! "We think we may have our man - skinheed. Themags is following.."

You've done this before, haven't you?

Me: "Any word from themags?" Him: "Just seen him - he's outside WHSmiths" Yeah, AND?!

"She's bombed me oot" Dear me!

Ladies and gentlemen. Could this be the biggest, hyped-up non-event ever seen on the internet?

UPDATE! "I just received a message saying '4get it' " Oooooo, she's bottling....

UPDATE!!!!!! Message from pud! "Left 1 in book of Sophie's story, 1 in Sir Bob of robsons biog but no sign of anyone. Themags is off to WHSmith meet. Shit I think she's here..."

I can't upload pics, but if you want to text me your movements I'll post them on here to keep peeps up to date? EDIT Durrr.. I didn't read your prior post before I wrote this

Here's a weirdy thing for you. I'm at work at the moment and I had a phonecall from Intensive Care to ask me to through to the Endoscopy unit and pick them up a bronchoscope to use on one of their patients. Duly heads down the corridor, types the door code in and wanders in to the deserted department only to hear a radio absolutely blaring out from one of the treatment rooms. Follows the sound thinking the cleaners are in for the night and finds that there's no-one around, which I should have realised as the doors were coded when I came through. I switched the radio off at the plug socket and went round the corner and through a couple more doors to the scopes cupboard, finds the scope I needed and then went back. On turning back into the corridor I can hear "A Kind of Magic" by Queen coming from the same room where I just turned the radio off. Went back in, and sure enough, the radio has been turned back on and there's absolutely nobody around but me. I switched it off at the plug again and legged it I have to go back through there later, so I'll report back if there's anything to tell.

Thank you

I can just imagine the nationwide panic "It's down, everybody! It's dowwwwwwwwwwn!!!"

Well fixed Craig! (if it was you that fixed it anyway!) What a time for the board to crash

They're lush! Have you tried to spring onion crinkle-cut ones? I could eat them til I'm sick

You're not overly choosy then?

Aaaaaalan, this is now definitely the time that you can get your message to the entire world! Go on - tell them! Tell them all.........

Because you've posted it on here before 117024[/snapback] Cath, have you thought of a career in espionage? 117031[/snapback] He sounded completely freaked out enough already without me winding him up! And we all know how much of a mentalist he can be

Because you've posted it on here before

But if you remember the actual photo - it's the spit! :lol:

I've just found that pic of Ritchie yabbering on to Scott at a piss-up a couple of seasons ago. Wanna see?