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Yeeeeurgh

Awww. Did you make that specially? 114294[/snapback] Of course he did, because Gol Rocks!! 114333[/snapback] I'm gonna have to hide that from Scott tbh

Come on then lads - let's have your stories of pissing where you shouldn't have done. Mate of mine woke up in the night after being out on the piss, stumbled to the bathroom (or so he thought) only to have his mam turn the light on which woke him up properly and he realised he was watering the pot plant on the landing

It's a jungle up there. 113957[/snapback] Plenty of blacks? 114225[/snapback]

I've heard he has to have one of them baby seats to stop him falling in when taking a shit. 114315[/snapback] Oh, the mental image.

Then squat!

Never, EVER have carpet in a bathroom Oh, and Linz - pud is obviously worth hanging on to as he's the only one who has replied with a vaguely acceptable response. The other mingers are just full of excuses!

Awww. Did you make that specially?

Fucking hell God gave you fine tuning for a reason. If you're incapable of using it properly then sit down!

Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen tbh. 114028[/snapback] There's nowt like keeping your options open petal.

It's just a ridiculous thing that shouldn't happen! There's a fucking big hole to aim for - how the fuck does any bloke manage to miss?!

Jeeeeeeeeeez, 80's-tastic! I'm inclined to agree with the sentiment (of your post and not the article) though....

Laughable isn't it? "Ohhh, it's 5pm and I really should be finishing work, but I'll just hang on for 5 more minutes.... "

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that 114191[/snapback] Graham Rix might. ALLEGEDLY. 114193[/snapback] Ouch.

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that 114191[/snapback] GOD...all we'd get is Bruce!! 114192[/snapback] And it would be no more than we'd deserve. I blame peasepud tbh.

i can see the headlines now.... More disgrace for Newcastle united as one of its forums is closed down pending the outcome of a case involving underage girl/phone sex/topless photos displayed on the internet all aided and abetted by 20 forum members on the net!!! 114189[/snapback] Hitzfeld will never come to manage us after that

Welcome! Bet you never have this much fun on Newcastle-Online!

Aye - usually "mong"

I'm not that arsed about seeing the photos, I'm only in it for the classic thread potential! ars. 114175[/snapback] I've obviously missed something on here today - or you're just calling me names. And yeah, yeah - whatever!

May I just add that I can practically hear you boys panting in anticipation of this photo. It's quite pathetic.

Jesus H. Christ. I do one dayshift at work and look what I miss! Sounds like S-O's gonna run out of power and leave us all completely unsatisfied. A bit like this lass on Friday night

I've played footy with Chris Waddle on several occasions on the school field next to my mam and dads. We lived next door to his brother. I also know (Ant and) Dec's brother.

It was a canny day out on Saturday. Nice to meet Sandy and his mate, and nice to almost see mancy....

That's dreadful He was pretty unlucky what with his car blowing up just yards from the finishing line tho

What happened ? 113585[/snapback] Surrounded by 5 or 6 of them (one with a pit bull) at Gateshead metro when I was on my way home, and propositioned (not politely), intimidated and other inappropriate stuff. 113587[/snapback] Something along the lines of "Giz ya fucking berghoos or I'll chiv ya" 113601[/snapback] No. More along the lines of "Can I feel your c***"