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Following a particularly unpleasant encounter with some of this species last night, I wouldn't be averse to visiting the New Monkey when it was jammed full and firebombing the place. Harsh and not my usual feelings on violence, but fair.

And I don't think I've ever been called a 'knobette' before. Class.

Totally acceptable IMO, no worse than "you fat bastard" or "Sit down pinochio" etc etc. Awaits head sheep Gemmil to baaa baaa in on this one 113535[/snapback] Don't worry yourself. All homosexuals will die out soon what with their inability to breed. You fucking numpty

May I suggest a cull?

Have a good one, and enjoy Spain!

He is rather like a pet, isn't he? The minute he starts scratching the furniture and bringing dead potential managers home - he's oot!

I've not long got up. Good morning!

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't. 112710[/snapback] I've only ever yet to find one women who can tolerate and infact use that word on a regular basis.... 112713[/snapback] It's all in the inflection 112717[/snapback] I disagree. I think it's in the letters that then form the word actually.

He's canny on radio 2 in a morning like....

It's weird and dark, but a good watch nonetheless. Hmmm, that wasn't really a Django-esque precis was it?

How long before Dan posts and asks where the Trent is again?

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't. 112710[/snapback] I've only ever yet to find one women who can tolerate and infact use that word on a regular basis.... 112713[/snapback] She sounds delightful. It's bad enough coming from a bloke.

You should also have noticed that we do not tolerate the use of the c-word! Well, I don't.

Aye, 12 midday. I'll be the one with Gemmill's man bags under my eyes. Oo-er, that sounded rude. 112503[/snapback] Was going to make a comment about saddle bags but I don't think I'll go there 112505[/snapback] Mine or Scott's?

Aye, 12 midday. I'll be the one with Gemmill's man bags under my eyes. Oo-er, that sounded rude.

A fighter jet just flew so close to the house that stuff was shaking, I thought Cath had come for me! 112475[/snapback] I'm biding my time. But I will get you. Oh yes.

Nicely stickied

Shameless is class like. It's like an at-home in mancy's street....

Or just about anything if you're a woman. 112465[/snapback] Women are far more articulate than blokes

Did anyone see Jade Goody on 'Celebrity' Stars In Your Eyes last week? She was supposed to be some country singer woman but looked the spit of Miss Piggy. She's vile

I'm looking forward to trying this. I can't drink anything full-fat now as it just feels like swallowing spoons of sugar. Unfortunately the aspartame that they use in diet drinks isn't overly good for you but they're infinitely more palatable

I think they're probably bought by newly-pubescent teenage boys looking for a cheap thrill Oh, and Sammy

"on the spot" yeah, its as if I have a second sense for where these things are going to happen 111552[/snapback] You're the one setting fire to buildings! You set fire to them then run back to your flat and take photos. You post them and go: "Oh look at this! Dunno what's happening there but it looks terrrrrrible!"

You could make a fortune being the on-the-spot photographer/reporter for these fires.

I've just downloaded Nature's Law actually which I think is a very lovely song.