thebrokendoll

in a similar way in which the planets aligned for pardew's fifth place finish, they're now aligning again for the payback. after the inevitable sales, an abysmal squad. an uninterested, clueless and malicious owner. plummeting crowds. and fucking bruce, we're fucked we could quite easily replicate the mackems double relegation.

if the best meal you've ever had in your life was in florence, then it's safe to assume you must be fucking loaded mate. florence... some nice buildings, shitloads of giant fuck off rats swimming about in the arno and a population hell bent on ripping you off of every euro you own with the most extortionate prices anywhere in europe outside of switzerland!

aye. I've driven down there a few times and always stocked up with toblerones in switzerland just in case I get hungry during my stay.

toonpack's nailed this I'm afraid lads. pasta as well, same bland shit, different shapes and invariably covered in chopped tomatoes. work's took me to Italy on a fair few occasions and ive always found its advisable to take lots of sandwiches as the food's very overated. with the exception of gorgonzola, which is quite comfortably the finest cheese in the world. you can only assume the Italians on this occasion alone hit on very, very lucky when they invented it.

how old were you back in those heady days then essembee? if only you could've delayed it a few years my star jumper, oxford bags and blood red astronauts would've joined you in the fray!

I reckon fulham will pick up more points in their next four games than we will in our next five. by the time we're playing leicester and man city they'll be probably be playing an already safe burnley and southampton. we're fucked.

no, nor me. don't think a change in manager would make a great deal of difference to that either. leave bruce to deliver ashley the relegation their incompetence deserves.

how many 2nd division goals for our £40m record signing next season? I reckon 4.

ashley, charnley and bruce. all 3 of the cunts will still be here when sunderland are putting 5 past us next season..

I reckon his mam and dad were probably really sound. I also reckon they probably thought stevie was a cunt too.

what souness needs to do is walk by a giant magnet.

£3.5m received in compensation for pardew. £6.5m stumped up for bacon boy. £40m paid for somebody who probably isn't even a footballer. honestly man you couldn't even make this shite up. ashley and charnley must be up to their necks in some kind of dirty money laundering scam. there's cunts out there selling crack cocaine outside school gates who could rightfully claim to be handling cleaner cash than our two morally bankrupt halfwits.

honestly man, just when you thought it was impossible to hate these fuckwits anymore, along comes another revelation to confound the logic.

think you're being overly generous there to be honest mate. on the surface he's an utter, utter cunt too.

I just find it hugely, hugely disappointing that ritchie didn't batter the living shit out of him to be honest.

I only pop in here very occasionally so could easily have missed something relevant, however... I always found the easiest way to further appreciate the likes of gilmour doing his strumming was to have a spliff. never occurred to me to remove an organ.

not really sure which thread this article goes in, but as ashley is indisputably a cunt and in charge of a now cunt club that's done yet another cuntish thing, it might as well go in here.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56243610

not looking too good there richard like. god forbid anything obesity related should happen to his heart. the stupid fat cunt.

cheers mate. frankly I'm ashamed of my earlier effort!

honestly man, it shouldn't even he feasible that I could hate a man managing newcadtle more than I did pardew. hat doffed bruce you've achieved the unachievable. the snide arrogance and the ability to lie every time he opens his mouth is fucking staggering.

I seriously doubt he ever was one of us. be interested to know prior to fucking off to gillingham when he last stood in sjp as a supporter because I'd be willing to bet he hasn't since. I mean, I know it probably wasn't the most prudent and tactful decision lee clark ever made to wear the sad mackem bastard t-shirt at wembley but at least as a newcastle supporter it was understandable. contrast that to bruce, I have never, ever, not once heard an nufc supporter refer to the mancs as 'united' no true nufc supporter could possibly have celebrated gyan's fluked equaliser in the manner bruce did. no newcastle supporter would think there was anything remotely funny about potentially using 'who let the dogs out' as an act of revenge for the 5-1, for fucks sake, that was slight against women and nowt to do with football. the man isn't one of us and probably never has been. he is however a repulsive fat cunt.

shamelessly stolen from elsewhere..... made me chuckle anyway.

fucking glorious this man.

well, other than the fact they're both cunts! it should really be unbelievable that he attempts to justify this shitshow by suggesting the four or five clubs above us are in trouble too. fucking hooray, we're struggling beneath the exalted company of burnley, brighton and crystal palace. the very fact he doesn't even know fulham's result in midweek would suggest how dismissive he is of them being to catch us, but then so too are the little bald cunt who employed him and the fat human parasite who owns us. i sincerely hope all three of them are not so much bitten on the backside, but more have their fucking arses well and truly ravaged.