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I never paid him any mind until our match down there this season, at which point I saw what a psychopathic cunt he is. He's Bundy in a baseball cap, let him come up here and try hack a head Geordie off and bite a Geordie arse. I'll put him in a sleeper.

Never imagined the day I saw no Longstaff in the team and sighed.

Well, tell Quiff I said hi during the tab afterwards.

Could have sworn I was Quiff.

Dead psychological you like. I want to lift the turf in your back garden. Don't worry I'm not a grass.

You can tell the publicly mild mannered Sir Eddie fucking hates ten Hag like. I liked Pardew as the Toon manager for two moments: 1. Calling Pellegrini an old cunt 2. Nutting Meyler I suspect if/when we're fighting for titles a bit of radgie is ganna emerge.

Paqueta was further towards the goal line. I'm sure the cunt was offside.

Can't be arsed trawling but Paqueta looked offside for the goal, nee VAR or owt. I felt alone in noticing this. Stick the Premier League in the corrupt column above Northumbria Police.

Thought we missed Bruno but on the plus side some of Gordon's work and touches were excellent. My problem was, and it still remains, I'd that I could still get him to sell tac for me. You can't undo programming in instant but in Howe I trust.

When we lost in 98 and 99 I knew we would, it was great we'd reached a final but I wasn't buzzing because I knew we'd lose. I felt closer to a trophy in the semis losing to Chelsea and that upset me more cos I knew we'd win it if we beat those cunts. Now I feel like we could actually win this I'm buzzing and even if we don't i know they tried to win the cunt. I'll sleep well and look forward to us not fluking a few attempts next year.

I like Gordon, first impressions and all that. Howe isn't a mug and neither is Ashworth, there's something there that public perception is missing.

The times I've seen Gordon he's looked a good player to me. I'm sure the more football obsessed on here will know better, but wouldn't Ashworth know a lot about Gordon from his England role?

Speeding and a jobsworth turned around after him in an unmarked.

Wilson is quiet.

For all his faults I think Pardew would have set about the cunt during our match with them. It's ganna need to come to that for owt to happen. Cunt needs put back in his box.

The way we play is excellent - the way we improve from here is changes in personnel. Whilst it's great to see a local lad doing well Longstaff needs replaced and Miggy's form this season isn't permanent.

He'd have been the signing of the summer. Winter is fine too.

What I take from this is that 4 minutes was added on, at the time the ball was out and it was 1 minute before it came in play. It seemed to be out for a fair chunk of the added on time yet we blew just after 94 mins. Corruption is rife.

His form this season isn't permanent, but welcomed obvs.

Dunno if anyone's in Gossy but Nobby's having a pint in the Blackies. Reported myself.

He looked canny to me against us a year ago and I suspect that's when Howe thought there's a player there. But he still looks like he'd fry plastic in the tac of your cousin's last tenner. Wouldn't have him.

Thompers, Quiff, Stevie, I've been called it all on here. Who got the most blowjobs?

Think we all heard the EastEnders drum roll there. Wasn't anything boxing related really. But he's a sound lad, kept himself to himself and left the cuntishness to his dad. Obviously I'd have chinned them both for nowt but I had tabs so was happy.

Met him, canny kid.

Best holding/aggressive midfielder I've seen for us, made other players play.