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But we are top 6? Glakey Brummie cunt.

Cracking player. I wanted him in for Beresford and Watson in for Barton as our title charge fell apart.

Hearing The Blaydon Races there sent shivers. After that I just thought of Harry Enfield.

This is it. He's a fucking fraud, people don't like phonies. I openly admit to dreaming of running Greta Thunberg over in a Mustang with Lars Ulrich crouched on the bonnet like a wolf, barking at cyclists. I get no shit despite them believing my mindset will end the world.

Aye I'd say Kenny's year in charge was the most destructive I've seen. I still never disliked him, mind.

Some people are perfect for roles, he was a great captain. Like Roy Keane, he shouldn't have been trusted with keys.

This is another thing. The magedia narrative that we only want our own went on for years, there were plenty of examples contradicting this but it was shot to fuck with the appointment of Bruce.

I think Souness was far more damaging as a manager, but he was kind of honest about himself. It's the lies and manipulative nature with Bruce that annoys me more than him winging it.

Well y'know that's Right Move for ye.

I can imagine Pardew being canny crack. Unless he tries to buck your wife like.

Gullit was arrogant but even he wrapped it when he saw what he'd done so that he didn't get money he hadn't earned. This guy is something else.

It'll be on a level akin to Indian boys when Mountbatten left.

Aye my first memory of cup finals was 87 and I remember my dad had decided Spurs would be the Toon for the day. He celebrated Clive Allen's header like we had scored.

I think the term 'dinosaur' always flatters this cunt. Dinosaurs once had a period of dominance.

Hearing PORTERFIELD still gives me shivers and I wasn't even alive when it happened. Think it's more cos if it got played I knew my dad would be a cunt the rest of the day, and he's a frightening man in a strop.

Makes sense from what I've heard from older folk. Even as a kid in the 80s the cup final was a proper event, all day the adults had me excited for it no matter which club it involved. Now I couldn't give a fuck.

Yeah from what I gather the FA Cup was far more prestigious than the league title. Think the shift ties in with the Sky boom.

I once read/heard that in the early 70s only Villa had more honours than NUFC. I still am far too lazy to check the validity of the claim.

He reminds me of an ex who was a proper Tracy Barlow/Amber Heard. Behind all bad behaviour is trauma. My immediate thought was Big Dick at Monty/North Fenham boys club but apparently he was Wallsend. I'd love to get him on camera and ask the questions others won't.

My dad tells me a story of how he ticketlessly got in the 1976 Cup Final by getting pulled over a fence by his brother's pal. What happened involving Liverpool fans could have happened to a lot of clubs, it's their response to it that pisses me off.

Didn't we used to pass a massive flag around the East Stand prior to kick off under Keegan or did I imagine that? It was the mid 90s and I'd be 'off my mash on ecstacy pipes' semi-regular so I'm questioning everything like timelines and the nature of reality now.

All true and a pleasure to read. I was a but unnerved by Botman to begin with but he seems to be settling. I look forward to games now and I want to hold Man United by the nostrils whilst Stephenson pegs a red devil, if I'm being picky.

Of all our managers I hate him the most. Lying, manipulative, sneaky cunt.

Aye. Deein buckets again lads haha what ye like.

What they, or indeed most, don't know is all energy is powerful and if you focus on anything for long enough you empower the object. They're making us like the bit when Adam electrolutes Cringer with a sword into becoming Battlecat.