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If Keane was e-commerce savvy he'd have set-up his own channel for this season.

I think he's just not a team player. Howe's tried but it isn't in him. You'll get the odd unplayable periods but they're just too far in between.

They should make Maguire useful and strap a defibrillator to his head for when Eriksen realises what he's done.

I'd have taken that before kick off, having watched it it's a cracking result. Midfield were poor and I'm starting to lose patience with Saint-Maximin. Might be time to move the little shit on.

I don't need to.

Bitch loves his big gorilla hairy chod. My kinda woman.

Can you get Monkeypox from a thread?

He's nicked John Regis's ears.

Sensible. Especially when there's a disastrous World Cup on the horizon.

They're all like the husbands of the wives I've fucked upstairs whilst they played PlayStation or w/evs Upstairs though. UPSTAIRS.

Ginola made Humphreys a Toon fan for life that night. Alpha'd that bitch up. I see this all the time at swingers' clubs.

My feeling is Maddison wants the move so we think we'll get it done cheaper than we would if he wasn't arsed. If it was for a new contract the hot air would have happened near the start of the window. Seems like Leicester's stagnation has presented an unexpected opportunity for us.

A lot of the comments are blatantly mackems pretending to be Geordies.

He/she/they will be playing in the next one.

She looks like Tool drew her.

I dread to think of the state of the Wembley pitch after it's had about 30 pairs of stilettos running all over it.

Hopefully his next one is him getting put on the sex register for taking videos at the swimming baths.

Is he one of those rap singers they have now, running along the handrail in the shopping centre?

I once dreamt of a Mandrill as their majority share holder. Manifestation is real yo.

Thing is I suspect there'll be periods you need to rest him to avoid something massive happening. I don't have the confidence in Wood to maintain the results so you'd have to sign someone who, in turn, would be pissed off being used that way. Tricky balance.

Of all the cunts to have managed us, he's the biggest one in my lifetime. I don't have a good word to say about the bloke. I hear him talk and hate football.

There walks a man who's read Nietzsche.

The police obvs. I'm Jack. I reckon your boys are letting you dewwwn, George.

Be fair - we got Bigirimana too.

Think I'll just watch Columbo.