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Wearing a Jimmy Hill mask.

Think: What would Pardew do?

You're making up stuff and getting angry at it. My dad would do that but he was brought up in the 60s care system. What's yer poison?

Deek the top, thinks he's Peter Rabbit. Sell us Pedro at the agreed price you little meff.

Comes across mint. Since their first month, which was a bit farcical and ended with the correct appointment of Howe, I can't find fault in anything they've done. It's a great time to be an NUFC fan, I've never felt so relaxed and confident with those in power.

Is that tufty nonce still running them?

Aye I think Barton is held in higher esteem because he embraced the area and seems to be a good bloke. I never had confidence in him.

He's looked a little dodgy but it's really nothing to be worried about at this point. He'll find his feet and be fucking class.

Just for Ferdinand and Ginola. Barton and Shaka were dodgy and got dropped at the business end of the title race, the former being the most expensive defender signed in UK football. Last January was the best transfer window I've seen all things considered, and I can see it being beaten repeatedly.

Romano reckons Pedro is done.

Paid for in Shiba after a late night rendezvous where a black kitten was slaughtered in offering to Moloch.

At least it wasn't Carling.

I saw him in InflateSpace a few weeks back shouting random shit at the 2p 'Tipping Point' machine on his own. I assume he has a kid and it was somewhere, but I wish he didn't.

Ha. Him popping balloons at his "Staying up paaahtee" is YouTube gold.

He faked the first one tbh.

When was the last time they finished bottom half of the top division?

Yeah he's definitely trying. I don't think his failings are down to him rebelling or owt.

When you enjoy constant stimulation you become numb to the effects, so seek further extremes to achieve the rush a bit of self-discipline would have brought without wackiness or turmoil. That is Fergie's legacy.

If Keane was e-commerce savvy he'd have set-up his own channel for this season.

I think he's just not a team player. Howe's tried but it isn't in him. You'll get the odd unplayable periods but they're just too far in between.

They should make Maguire useful and strap a defibrillator to his head for when Eriksen realises what he's done.

I'd have taken that before kick off, having watched it it's a cracking result. Midfield were poor and I'm starting to lose patience with Saint-Maximin. Might be time to move the little shit on.

I don't need to.

Bitch loves his big gorilla hairy chod. My kinda woman.

Can you get Monkeypox from a thread?