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Mick Buxton always made me think of the school caretaker I wished I had.

I think he likes inverted wingers because they can either shoot, or it opens up space for the fullbacks. For the first time I saw why he wasn't overly keen on Targett on Saturday.

We're lacking the cleverness to open up teams doing to us what we'd do to teams under Rafa; we're much more threatening against teams who fancy turning us over - I'd not be surprised if we win 2 of the next 3. Howe's way of playing needs to continue and changes in personnel will make the difference. Maddison would have been the signing of the summer.

Hunter S. Thompson style journals of weekends with his pal Savile.

He seems to have a similar shelf life to the Wimbledon Womb Raider.

Until the Mason intervention I thought it was all probably just incompetence. It's not, they're bent as fuck. Police need involved, but they're bent as fuck as well. Stop the world I wanna get off.

For the last 10 years I've has no time for football but for us. Whenever I've seen Klopp he's seemed alreet, but I now see it was because we were pushovers. Get competitive and he needs sectioning, I look forward to his breakdown in February if he's still there.

Aye the difference was they've developed a squad over time. The way Howe has us playing is a step up, couple of years we'll be beasting these cunts.

I thought exactly this. Wilson isn't getting back in off the flashes from Isak tonight. Great stuff.

Kick in the balls but far more positives than I expected from this. Isak looks top drawer. I know it was offside but that was class.

I couldn't give a fuck about Klopp until the neet. What a bell, even Fergie is more likeable. Can't see him seeing the season out no matter what happens second half.

I thought Batty was excellent in that run-in and big upgrade on Clark. Ginola and Ferdinand dipped when it mattered, and removing Gillespie to move Beardsley to the wing was a huge error.

Looks like John Inman was placed in a Cocoon and they didn't have Nivea.

Haaland's younger. The streak of piss has until West Ham.

Claimed there were only 2 genders.

Well if you do one day, try wearing a tartan miniskirt and black tights.

He'd run back here. We'll see where we're at but there's nee thumbing it in softly, reet, Polarboy?

I backed Rafa with him because he looked an immobile for us, thought the youngins were just deprived. Cracking bit of work today, fuck him the Serbian cunt.

Chastity cage by bonfire neet.

As an attacking force he is the final piece, the bloke is an absolute animal. Once they get used to an actual centre forward some right hidings will be dished out; their weakness is defence and you can get at them.

Proper Ashley era talk.

Clubs need to know if you try to fuck us over it's coming back. Why would you even want to sign a player who is anxious about our conduct for his next move?

Our reputation as a vengeful set of bastards is much more important.

We can't ignore the past or it affects the future. £6m and the head of Mick Hucknall.