manc-mag

oooooh. I don't like it when two posters I like don't get on. I don't like it one bit. Anyone else ever get that feeling?

LeazesMag endorsed by Danny B. Well I s'pose that essentially makes ASM's point for him while he's got him on ignore

'Literally' boils your piss? The kinky bitch.

Really pretty awful stuff but unclear on the extent of the 'sexual' aspect to it. Billed as an attack by 200 people...I would question how you can quantify that sort of element within a larger crowd. Don't want to sound contrary because at the heart of it, it's a very serious offence, but I'm seldom comfortbale with the way reporters report things when it's an attack on their 'own'.

The cross-over appeal of her income was weird like to say the least. All lads seemed to be obsessed with her when she was getting them out and then all girls seemed to become obsessed with her as soon as she put them away. In an odd way it's one of those rare occasions where there seems to be mildly more dignity in simply ogling somebody's knockers on page 3 than there is in wanting to know more about the person (or mawkishly following her through the sham of her 'private' life as is actually the case). Very much a modern metaphor for the difference between the sexes I suppose. Tedious as fuck though whatever the case.

The 'stadium revamp' line gets trotted out as though it was some sort of 2001 black obelisk moment of inspiration, with Freddie banging a Greggs sausage roll against the back of the Milburn and Thus Spake Zarathustra going in the background. The revamp is quality but practically every club has either rebuilt or relocated their ground in the last 20 years. It's just what has happened in football generally. Debt discussions to one side (where it remains relevant), it needs to stop being cited as this example of great foresight that distinguished us from other clubs or indeed Shepherd from succeding owners.

Cherry beer? You want to change the fucking locks, Bev.

Tbh, the people who make her all this money (ie women) want to have a word with themselves.

Well as long as nobody scores first, eh?!

Bizarre concept, Olympic football. Tempted though, if only to say I've 'been to the Olympics!'

Great days. Awful ties.

Most IPA is fucking lush. Haven't tried that Fuller's but it's blatantly going on the list.

Well said that man!

Could do without schlepping back on a Tuesday night with Martins having grabbed the winner, particularly having already had one wasted journey to New Street this season. Literally no idea which way it'll go. If Rapey gets them up for it and we can score first I can't see them getting much change out of our midfield from there. After Blackburn I can't see us scoring to begin with though.

33 is the new 23 tbh.

Groin and occasionally uncomfortable, but generally fairly easy to forget about. Don't know whether to get the operation before or after I go on holiday...

Can we just be clear what you're saying when you say 'ambition' though. By ambition you mean someone who's prepared to spunk tens of millions of their own money on signings and/or servicing substantial debt. So basically Saudi oil or Russian gas billionaires. Because there's not that many of them at the end of the day and even less that want to buy football clubs. I think that's where Skidders exaccerbation comes from in part and I share that too fwiw, because some people seem to think that just the mere mention of the word 'ambition' sends you catapulting up the league. This isn't getting done on tick anymore (unless it's leveraged debt like at Man U) until credit becomes available/money becomes cheap again.

Said I wasn't arsed about the "football rich list" or whatever it was you mentioned. I felt it didn't stick to the thread title and was in danger of derailing things. So I just ignored it. Preben Arentoft=good lad. Please keep it on track.

Where's this rumour that he's a pacey winger come from? I don't see much evidence of it tbh. Pacey wingers knock the ball out of their feet and chase it, Jonas actually dribbles with it at his feet. Consequently he holds it up well. His crossing continues to be less than optimum but I think he's big value to us when he's retaining the possession during pressure periods and carrying the ball when our passing has gone to shit and we can't move it forward between players.

Aye, well said bleep.

Not arsed about that. Just pointing out where you talk shit to suit the point you're making as it suits. Benny Arentoft=good lad.

Nota bene Please disregard Leazes' core views that: i) the Toon should pay more wages for trophy signings and that ii) all accountants are twats for the duration of this thread Message ends.

Good luck with it btw if you decide to go ahead.

Has anyone seen the 'That's Logistics' (That's Amore) advert? They must have forgotten the stage in the chain where your parcel ends up in ToonKev's living room for some reason. (I realise thats UPS btw) Joking aside though Kev, sounds like it could be worth looking into provided you can get drops like Spongebob mentions-and he seems to know what he's talking about-so worth bending his ear some more.