RobElliott

Sorry lads, I checked the score there now...

Asked ChatGPT to do one for the Mackems, a definite improvement

They all look the same...

Not enough camels to be honest...

This gets my vote marra

If we pick up DCL sure we can just flog him to Juventus in Jan for £20m?

How does this work?

Ah, no, i said spots, not sports Any restaurants / eateries suitable for children any better? Long day at work

Taking a day trip with family to Newcastle in July, wee man didnt get a stadium tour. Any recommendations for kid friendly spots bar shite like KFC?

Think your father in law has been rubbing off on you

Its not check... its tartan... Tam the bam will love it walking down Buchanan St

ReLLLLLeygashun form marra FTM

Bilbao to win leg 2 and then the final, setting up a fairytale reunion with us in the Champions Leaygue strengthening our bond and basque in the inevitable tears from Mordor 😀

Home end or away end?

Hoffside... Jejejeje

Have you tried to fight fire with fire and started to talk about xG back to him?

FYP

Aye and what about the Arsenal game?

Heading to big Franks funeral in Rome?

Ekitike has turned us down twice already so that ship has sailed. Lets not be like Gemmill trying to pick up that 18 year old in the Bigg Market on a night out, telling her his predictions she will head home with him for the night

Has anyone ever wondered if this whole trans court case has come about as Armitage Shanks wanted to sell more toilets and the whole thing has got out of hand?

Wondering what cunt of a question she will have for Eddie in the next presser. So Eddie, this Pneumonia, how much has it affected your bromance barometer with Jason Tindall? Secondly, how much of the taxpayers money have you wasted in hospital or did you use the blood money from your saudi overlords to go private?

BBC is too woke for me tho I get my facts from GB News

I was half asleep