Dr Kenneth Noisewater

The latter. I'd have brilliant friends to compensate. Whereas if I had a girl I wasn't attracted to, it wouldn't be right to get that from other people. Ok then. What if the stunner was also humourless and had B.O?

Would you rather have a fat girlfriend with a brilliant personality or a stunner who was thick and boring?

Bald Parents No legs would ease access and you could have a cuddle afterwards I'd take supporting the mackems if I got multi-millionaire status.

Why not? If he is fit, then he's fit. They are not rushing him back and he is well within the normally recovery time for an anterior cruciate ligament injury, maybe it even took him a bit longer than normal. It's more the fact that they'll play him for the last two games of the season, he'll be picked by boneheed McLaren and 15 minutes into his first game with England the replacement cruciate (they either use the end of your hamstring or a cut from the centre of the patella ligament) will either rupture or he'll get tackled from behind and break his ankle, damaging all the ligaments in it at the same time. Never you mind if he plays for England or not Convict-Boy.

I always thought Coleman was alright and did a decent enough job at a relatively small club that sold off his best players. Haven't the Hibs players reportedly complained to the chairman about Collins?

Does Dr Deuchars still play for Gretna? Could have given emergency first aid if Mikey felt a twinge.

Does anyone know which is the biggest horse in the field this year? I've tipped them a few times in the National and had decent success with each-ways.

Would one of his former employees still be able to sue him if they twisted their ankle dancing on his grave?

Wayne Bridge said the same thing after they won the league cup. Er, Wayne, you're in Cardiff and you're dancing round the pitch with a big silver shiny thing. There's a couple of clues that its not a premiership match.

Enjoyed it. The Gene Hunt spin-off has potential to be good as well. They are done by the same people as Spooks and Hustle. The Beeb have got a good production team there.

And an 18-year-old seperates system consisting of Sony tuner, NAD amp, Kenwood cassette deck and Rotel CD player which still sounds quality.

The most chilled out person I know is a ginner, he never loses his rag. He does smoke a fair bit of dope, mind.

She's not called Emma by any chance is she? No, Helen she's called. As if theres two lookalikes, must be the Teesside smog! Sound like there is two female Clarence-alikes.

She's not called Emma by any chance is she?

Our chance to win something was when Keegan was at the helm. The gulf between the 'big four' and the rest is massive now and we'll be left sniffing for scraps just like everyone else. We also fucked up majorly the year we blew the CL pre-qualifier. We could have been part of that breakaway group if we had benefited from the extra finance and ability to attract players that would have brought.

No.

You're playing to her BDSM fetish there Gem.

The only things that come to mind are relationships which have ended badly or family pets dying. Was pretty gutted the day Keegan left too.

That link I've posted seems to take you automatically to the most expensive one. Click Back to see the cheaper ones. My mate has a Medion PC and it's the business. I've got some MP3 player speakers which are also superb.

I'd guess its a discontinued model on clearance (I see they are out of stock). Medion make budget-end electronics but some of their stuff is good. They also make a lot of the special deals stuff for Aldi. Have a look at their own site: Medion Shop

Maybe I'm easily pleased, but I don't mind this country. Would like a place on the edge of the North Yorks moors or the dales. Or the Lake district. And a little place in Cornwall too. I enjoy visiting the U.S but wouldn't want to live there, Australia is alright apart from all the bloody Australians. Never been to N.Z but friends that have have told me its great. Others have said its like Wales mind. And its a bit far. I do like the Dutch and they seem to have life pretty much sorted so maybe I'd try there.

Luke is the one on the right.

Racialist tbh, ban in order

Assuming Allardyce did come here which Bolton players do you think he'd like to bring with him? Nolan & Davies seem to be his cornerstones. As an aside, if anyone was going to make Titus a dependable-for-90mins-competent-defender who fulfilled his physical attributes it would be Allardyce. Typical of us that he would be going out the door as Sam went in.